For the gamers, download these two tracks by Anberlin.

Glass to the Arson (Album Version)

Glass to the Arson (MIDI Version)

Would you not play the epic 8-bit this would accompany?

Holaye shizznit.

I have posted, in the past, an alternate "Gettysburg Address."

Here's another. :D Absolutely hilarious.

From an email I received:

( A Case of Fowl Play )

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One last note before I head off to bed on this bright morning.

Chinese Harry Potter forgeries.

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LMAO

The Gettysburg Address in Eisenhowese

Oliver Jensen

President Eisenhower is not the only prominent speaker to bumble about like Oliver Jensen’s parody, but during his term in office he produced some spectacular examples of verbal imprecision.

I haven’t checked these figures but 87 years ago, I think it was, a number of individuals ( Read more... )

I know this isn't, strictly speaking, a lol. However, it's been giving me LOLz for over a year now. And loltalk is basically a descendant of 1337speek anyhow.

What would the Second World War have been like as an online multiplayer first-person shooter?

( Visions of bespeckled teenaged dictators ahead )

From the July 2006 issue of Esquire. Just too funny not to break copyright by transcribing it in its entirety.

( Obits of 2006 )