In honor of "the most eloquent declaration of rights held by free men" (Churchill), which was signed on this day with heavy hearts and heavier intellects, I present to you:
I know this isn't, strictly speaking, a lol. However, it's been giving me LOLz for over a year now. And loltalk is basically a descendant of 1337speek anyhow.
What would the Second World War have been like as an online multiplayer first-person shooter?
Firstly, thank you to ashavah for letting me in on this kickass community. Secondly, thank you to this post for giving me this idea. Thirdly, what follows is a dialogue between Rene Descartes and Ambrose Bierce.