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So, about  two or three years ago my Tourette's decided to start making me walk funny. I had hoped it was a transient tic--one that I have for a while that eventually goes away--and not a resident tic. While it did eventually calm down from its original fucking bullshit, it's still with me.

I have a video somewhere of when it first started. Thought ( Read more... )

How To Have Lunch At Mandarin Wok,
or, Aren't You A Little White To Be Eating That?

Upon entering, find a suitable table, preferably one under the Super Secret Menu that has hundreds of dishes that are only written in Chinese.

Ignore the part of the menu that's in English on the wall behind the server. Those options are for Americans who want to eat ( Read more... )

"Ho's are just whores who can't afford all the letters." -
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