i'm never getting married

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I went to a wedding in Miami over the weekend. I have never been so completely trashed in my entire life. I began to sober up yesterday, as it was the only day in about a week that I didn't drink. I can't remember everything that happened. Apparently I drunk dialed a co-worker and told her I was, "really fucking drunk dude. like REALLY drunk. not like some people say they are drunk when they are just pussies. I am REALLY drunk." I didnt do any drugs. Ok, that is a lie. I smoked weed by a pool at 7am while a guys head was bleeding next to me. Is weed really a drug though? I kind of wanted to have some insane coked out night. It would seem fitting being in Miami and all, but no such luck.

Pictures are coming when I can figure out how to get them off my camera.