http://www.thestate.com/361/story/27443.html This makes me very upset. I can't believe we are living in 2007 and white males continue to determine what is right for a woman's body. I don't care if you are pro choice or not, men need to leave decisions about a woman's body up to her. Fuck! I hate South Carolina. I hate Bush. I hate Republicans. I really hate fundamentalists. Of any sect. I hate that every time I go to refill my birth control I am asked if I need instructions. Yes sir. Please explain to me how to insert a ring into my uterus to prevent your sperm from invading my egg. Can you draw me a picture? Or better yet can I follow you into a bathroom and have you pull up your skirt and show me? Does it hurt? Do you have excruciating pain in your abdomen every month that leaves you emotionally and physically drained? Yes, I do need some Aleeve thank you. Oh extra strength. Even better. If I swallow the entire bottle one night can I call the emergency line and speak to you directly? Better yet, can I have your number? I mean, I AM on contraceptives so I must be a slut right? Oh you see that I have been to the gyno a few times this year. It must be those pesty STDs I have. All the biggies. Or maybe its the cysts I have on my fallopian tubes that like to burst. Those tricky suckers made me think I was having a miscarriage. Pesty little fuckers. Now you want to wish me a good day. A blessed day even. Oh yes it is. Its a fucking blessing to be a woman in South Carolina. It's even better to be an underprivileged young girl without sex ed and no access to birth control because you can deny a request at any time. Ah gee you want me to erase your number from my phone now? Too bad, I'm sure we would have had some fun.