derp | bellapalmera

Oh, cat.

bellapalmera May 22, 2012 07:21

Dear Joselle:

Silly kitty for not peeing in the litter box. But if you're going to pee somewhere outside the box, at least you picked a damn good bad place to do it.

Love,
Mommy.

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You guize she peed on my toilet paper lolololol

derp, josiekitty

I can't type.

bellapalmera May 10, 2012 19:21

I should have known when I typed "googleocm" instead of "google.com" that things could only go downhill.

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derp

idiot count: 5

bellapalmera Mar 10, 2011 07:51

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reposting teh intarwebs, derp

Writer's Block: A star is horned!

bellapalmera Apr 01, 2010 08:15

i use lj to talk about lj, derp

Oh, lulz.

bellapalmera Mar 30, 2010 22:08

Today I got in the elevator with this woman who had just been outside smoking. Smelled like smoke, pack of cigarettes in hand, obvious. And she went to the 2nd floor, which bothers the hell out of me unless you have some sort of apparent medical condition that prevents you from taking the stairs up one stinkin' floor. And you know what she says? " ( Read more... )

derp, one bad habit i'll never have