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oops I forgot to birthday
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Morons on the road... including me lol
This morning I went to work. Road moron incident (RMI) #1: I drove past the front row, realized there was a parking space, backed up but there was someone behind me so I didn't want to back up TOO much; but, I thought I had enough room to turn into the row to park. I did not. I ran over the curb pretty hardcore. My tire seems fine for now but I ( Read more... ) -
Random pet peeves post
I don't know why these things bother me so much but I hate when people say the following:
1) "Today is my Friday!"
Often said on a Thursday when the person doesn't have to work the next day. Maybe I'm just jealous of your 3 day weekend, but today is not your Friday. You know why? Because it's not Friday, mothafucka! You know what a calendar is? It ( Read more... ) -
It are my birthday!
Whoa, a public post! Anyway, I usually try to make a post right at 12:33am since that is what time I was born, but my mom called and I actually missed the clock hitting that exact time for probably the first time in my adult life. Close enough! :D ( Read more... ) -
lol dreams
I had really bad dreams last night involving being fired, going back to get my stuff, and getting arrested for trespassing for going back to get my stuff.
The fuck, brain!??!?!? -
Some depressing-ass shit
Hey, trigger warnings. Fuck 'em ( Read more... ) -
I'm making a whole post about kickball what is my life
and don't say "kickball" ya smart-asses :D ( Read more... )
