Black Widow Challenge: Part 2
[She's got something up her sleeve.]
Heya peeps. If you haven't noticed, my username has changed. I had to create a new LJ journal because my other one wouldn't let me post any more photos -- meaning I would no longer be able to post updates. However, since I'm addicted to my game and I absolutely love sharing my sims stories with you, I found a way around the system. None of you are probably going to even see this update until I post a new Ahren update, so I'll try to get around to that as soon as I can.
Here's a convenient link to the last update incase you missed it.
We'll start off this update with the POTTY FACE! EEE! My sims never do the cute potty training face when they're potty training their kids. This makes me love Bea even more!
Beatrice: It's still hailing? Damn.
Yeah, just don't die on me before you turn the thing off.
Damnit Bea, now is NOT the time to be seducing a mop!
Beatrice: But he's my ~sexy lover~ ;)
NO!
Bea may be murderous towards all men, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love her little boy.
Moonshine: FUCK YO TRASH
I saw this dude wandering around outside the house, so I had Beatrice go and greet him.
Beatrice: Hey there, handsome. ;) Can I interest you in a... Flower? *wink wink*
Chuck: Well I do love flowers!
Seducing men -- a piece of cake.
Beatrice: >:)
She looks so menacing whilst slow dancing. I love it.
THE ZOMBIES ARE OBSESSED WITH BEATRICE, I SWEAR.
Zombie Charlie Tang: Damnnn, she is fineee! I'd eat her brains any day!
Beatrice: Does anybody else smell death?
SEE???
Oh. He just came over to kidnap the newspaper.
Bea & Chuck: Hey, you! Stop right there!
Note: he did not stop.
Bea and Chuck are two bolters, so ACR did most of the work for me.
This would be a pretty cute photo if we didn't all know that Bea's gonna murder the shit out of that guy later.
But at least he loves cats!
Bea: What the hell is that thing over there?!
Chuck: Huh? Where?
Bea: *flings food @ Chuck's face* LMAO!
Chuck: Oie!
Chuck: What the fuck was that for? This fabric is silk!
Bea: Haha! Ha.. Ha.
Beatrice: OH SHIT I'M PREGGERZ!
Chuck (in the background ): AND WHILE I'M AT IT, FUCK DAISIES TOO.
It looks like Beatrice here is with child once again!
Beatrice: *swallows Chuck's face*
I don't know, I think he's into it.
Beatrice: La la la, I'm singing this song... For you!
Chuck: Oh Bea, I love you!
Beatrice: Is that so?
Beatrice: If you're true to your word, you'll accept my classy lingerie proposal!
Chuck: Of course!
This engagement calls for an immediate hallway wedding!
( wow, that's a lot of exclamation points i've been using! )
MOAR POTTY TRAINING FACE!
I made the Langstons a new house, so that's why Beatrice is currently standing outside, being forced to hold her son.
Harry loves the new xylophones I got for him!
Beatrice: *POP*
Beatrice is now visibly pregnant.
Beatrice: Boy do I just looove carrying babies in my womb! :)))
Damn Bea, for a romance sim you seem awful happy about this pregnancy.
ANOTHER ZOMBIE SIGHTING!
Mustache man from the last update keeps calling Beatrice at random times during the day. Maybe he changed his mind about Beatrice's attitude problems.
Moonshine: I like this human. :)
Almost forgot to mention, Chuck brought in $18,000! That money went towards improving the house, so it's all gone now. But look at the classy new wall art!
Harry grew up, and well! This is definitely a big change from my ISBI.
He's so cute! I think he looks mostly like a male version of Beatrice, but I'm not sure.
Beatrice: EWWW, I'M HOLDING BABY POOP!
I lol'd.
Aaanytime now.
In her freetime, Beatrice enjoys watching wolf-themed horror movies.
Beatrice: I looove you! More than my son, even!
Moonshine: :)
Man, I love this cat.
Guyliner guy keeps calling Beatrice asking her if she wants to go on a date, but I keep declining because I kinda want to save him for later. Btw: his name is Dallas. I just like calling him guyliner.
Beatrice: FUUUUUGLAY!
Lmao she's so subtle /sarcasm.
At first when I saw the cop car I was like "OH SHIT THEY KNOW!" But then I remembered that Chuck works in the law enforcement career, haha.
Harry looks extra happy today!
Probably because he brought this adorable little girl home from school. Her name is Amy.
With some of the money Chuck brought in, I was able to build a small greenhouse for Beatrice's gardening. The extra money will help her out when she's in-between husbands.
Harry: Hey, mom! Is it okay if Amy and I watch movies upstairs?
Beatrice: Yeah, mhm. Whatever.
She's so focused on her gardening, lol.
Harris Remmington/Remmington Harris?: Goddamn kids, making a complete mess out of the place. Fuck kids.
Harry: :)
Awww, but how can you hate Harry? He's the sweetest little boy.
Beatrice: My water broke! -5,000
Damnit.
Also: I changed her PJ/Undies hairdo. I'll change it a few more times, don't worry.
Beatrice: CHUCK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Chuck: I'm making the bed, duh.
A little girl with Chuck's red hair and grey eyes. Her name is Sarah.
I expected this.
At least Chuck's a good enough dad and knows to feed the baby while Bea's in a session with her therapist.
Because he's a stalker, Dallas likes to stop by the house and ring the doorbell a few times. So I thought she might as well go out and greet him.
Chuck: My wife is flirting with another man! +1,000
Dude, you're weird.
Chuck: How dare you?!
Dallas (Guyliner) must feel pretty accomplished. He's managed to ruin not one, but two marriages! And with the same woman, too!
Beatrice: Thanks for being my affair friend! You're the best, Dallas!
Dallas: Anytime! Hey, wanna bang?
Beatrice: Yeah! But first, I have some unfinished business to take care of.
This is actually a good thing, because I could get points if Chuck's relationship with Beatrice drops to -100/-100.
OHHH, SHIT'S GOIN' DOWN!
Chuck: Hah! Take that, you home wrecking whore!
Beatrice: Nooo! D:
Beatrice: Heh heh... I know just how to settle this... >:)
YES! BONUS POINTS FOR ME! I don't have picture proof, but just take my word that Chuck hates Beatrice with every fiber of his being.
Damn, that's a sinister facial expression.
Beatrice: Hehe, still wanna sex?
Dallas: YOU BET!
...And so sex, they did!
Beatrice: Well I really like tomato soup.
Dallas: Revenge for my woman!
Chuck: My dignity!
Beatrice: your 'woman'? lmao bye felicia.
Chuck: Hello? Anyone? This locked door is really inconveniencing me!
It's time to take care of Chuck, once and for all.
This is how Chuck spent the rest of his night.
...And this is how he spent the majority of his morning!
Harry: Can someone unlock this door, please? I need to bring Chuck some food!
He's too young to understand... We mustn't tell him.
Beatrice: Food? You mean like this giant lamb's leg? Hahaha!
I finally got around to getting a cow plant.
One thing I love about Harry: he LOVES school and doing his homework. He comes home at the end of the day with an almost completely full fun bar. AND when he does his homework, his fun bar rises! This kid is a miracle. Bless you, Harry.
Harry: Yay, homework! +2,500
Sarah grew up into Beatrice' hair. Should I take this as a sign?
Much better. Sarah's super adorable. I love her little freckles!
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I think I'm gonna end the update here. Happy holidays everyone! Or rather, happy belated holidays if you're reading this late. See you next time!