The Ahren Legacy: 3.3
[A wonderful view from the living room bay.]
Hey guys! It's me, simsabella on a new account. I was forced to make a new account because my old one wasn't letting me upload pictures anymore. An unfortunate thing for that to happen, but alas; the show must go on! I'm not going to give up on my Ahrens and black widow that easily. I don't feel like writing a recap from the last update, so just click here if you missed that or just wanted to reread it.
Also: I posted another black widow update, so read that if you want to.
Remember Bellamy? He's still pregnant, and still cranky.
And Aubrey's still such a sweetheart around the house.
Cordelia: I'M SAH FUCKIN BORED, GRAMMA.
Aubrey: UGHHHH MY GOD.
She tolerates annoying toddlers pretty well. But Cordelia is very adorable, so it would be hard to be stern with her.
Cressida: Byeee, Daddy no. 1. I'm off to school!
Awww, look at this cute little family breakfast photo. Can you point out the slob in this picture?
I swear, he's been pregnant with this baby for at least 5 years.
Cordelia: Mmm, tasty blocks. :)
These blocks are her favorite toy. Probably because it's the only toy in the house. Besides the toilet, of course.
Cordelia: Hehe, death. :3
WHAT? I didn't notice, but apparently one of the cats died. I think it was Beau.
Hey, look. Calvin randomly decided to show up.
So I had Beck go and greet him, cuz why not.
Calvin: *SNARF SNARF SNARF*
Beck: I forgot how disgusting his eating habits were.
I invited over the rest of the Squad™ because they haven't been over in a while and I missed their faces.
Cressy: Who the hell are you?
Bennett: Hiii there, little girl! I'm your uncle Bennett. :D I was there when you were born, remember?
Cressy: Uhhh...?
Bennett: Heh, hey, bro. Your kid smells REALLY bad. :D
I wouldn't even talk about smelling bad if I were you, Bennett.
Random School Girl: I just got a new pet goldfish! His name is Swimmy.
Bennett: SWIMMY? That's the best name you could come up with??? DUMB.
Bennett: *berate a school kid, +1,000*
Beck: *twitch*
I will never understand Bennett's mood swings.
Cressy: I think I remember you now! I've grown up a lot since the last time you saw me.
See? Uncle Bennett's not too scary. Sure, he may have died three times but death doesn't define who you are.
Bellamy: Lmao, your husband is such a loser.
Aubrey: I know, right?
(???)
FUCKING FINALLY! That baby has been in his womb since 1996.
It's a boy! He's got Bellamy's red eyes and Beck's black hair. His name is Camden.
Bellamy: Gotta get my hot bod back!
Honestly it's a miracle that he hasn't died yet. Not even once.
Bennett: Your move, bro.
Braden: Why do you leave me with these difficult life decisions? *sigh*
Braden's still an emotional train wreck, incase you were wondering.
It's great that your feeding him and all, but what about his diaper?
Beck: Don't worry, his diaper's fine. :D I just changed it. Like, two days ago.
-_-
Cordelia: :D
Camden: PLEASE LORD. FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED.
Camden: Am I dead yet?
Beck: There there, son. Daddy's here now.
Speaking of smelly, complaining kids.
Cordelia: weh weh i'm sah stank weh
Awww, but I love her sooo much. :'3
Bellamy: This is why I don't play with my kids. My hair's all fucked up and out of place now.
Cressy: Dad, it's 2 in the morning. People are trying to sleep. Could you keep it down?
Bellamy: KISS MY ASS, OPPONENT.
Cressy: *sigh*
~*~ awkward lunch small talk ~*~
So Beck's obsessed with science. He pulls that rubix cube out of his ass 9 times a day now.
Beck: AHHH SHIT.
Beck: :(
Poor bb Beck.
Gotta get that homework done somehow. Luckily, alittlestrange shared her automatic do-homework mod with me.
Beck's obsessed with science and because of that, he's allowed to "look for UFOs" or something. He also glows while looking through the telescope.
JESUS THAT'S TERRIFYING.
Beck: I'M AFRAID! D:
But I want an alien baby. c: It's for a good cause.
Beck: AHHH NOOO!
Cressy: Did you hear something, grandpa?
Michael: You're asking me? I'm 80 years old, my hearing's fucked.
Cressy: Oh.
Cressy: Heh... >:3
Why do you look so sketchy right now?
Michael: *SOB SOB SOB*
Cressy: Ugh, shut up you crybaby. I wanna show you a cool trick...
Cressy: *zap*
Michael: SWEEEET BABY JAYSUS!
Cressy: lol
Michael: LMAO YOU REALLY GOT ME, THERE. :DD
Cressy: Okay gramps, it wasn't that funny.
Hours after Beck's abduction, he returned home.
Aubrey & Cressy: *cheer*
Beck: My butthole is sore. :(
Aubrey: WHOOO! MORE GRANDCHILDREN! :DD
Cressy: Okay, grandma. Calm down.
For some reason, Cordelia's blocks are covered in snow?
Beck: S'cuze me, probably pregnant. :D
Ohhh, that's why.
Cressy grew up into a child. And would you look at that. She grew up well! It's a Christmas miracle!
Camden also grew up.
He's sooo cute and also looks a lot like Bellamy. That might be Beck's eye shape, though.
Camden: :)
Cressy: CATCH THIS, PUSSY!
Cordelia: OWWW!
I'm just going to assume that Cressy's not got very many nice points.
Cressy, Cordelia & Bentley: *ritual fire dance*
Camden: I'm probably not going to get my diaper changed anytime soon, am I?
I wouldn't get your hopes up, kid.
Even though Michael sucks a lot, he loves his grandkids. Cressy especially.
I guess there's either an enemy of the family or one of the kids are feeling angst. The trashcan's always knocked over, and this is the third time there's been roaches.
( does anyone know of a mod that makes it so that nobody cries when the house gets roaches? )
Good thing I have these little neat-freaks to clean up. :)
And finally, Beck has popped.
( I wrote 'pooped' at first, lol. )
Sexy Maid: Heeey! :D
Beck: *chews faster*
Uncle Braden visited the house and immediately took a liking to Cam. Aww!
Camden: Please, mister. PLEASE BATHE ME!
Braden: :(
C'mon, Cam. Don't upset your uncle Braden. He has some emotional problems that we don't need to add on to.
Cordelia: UghHH, I have NOTHING to wear!
same lol.
What the hell? Is it possible that Braden still has food poisoning from when he was a child? Poor guy.
Camden: Grandma! Look at me! :D
Aubrey: *ignores cam*
Beck: Aren't you so glad I didn't burn dinner?
Cordelia: Um. Sure, dad!
The brothers (Calvin, Bennett & Braden) come over and visit all the time now.
All of them are still very emotionally disturbed, btw.
*sigh* Bette died.
note to self: buy more cats.
Beck: I'm 8 months pregnant and feeling horny. Wanna bang?
Sexy Maid: I'm sorry, sir. I'll have to decline that offer.
Beck: You're playing hard to get, I see. But soon, you will be mine!
Sexy Maid: Oh dear...
Damn, I really need to start learning Sexy Maid's actual name, hah.
Hmmm. What's this?
Beck: I'm just playing with my rubix cube, obnoxiously close to Mr. Maid.
Mhmm...
Bellamy: *fucking stalks beck*
Bellamy: I shouldn't be worried that my husband will cheat on me. Just LOOK at me, I'm gorgeous!
If I were Beck, I'd def cheat on you, Bell.
Here's a random photo of Cam because he's adorable.
Grim Reaper: Michael Ahren, your time has come.
Michael: Huh? You're going to need to speak up. My hearing aids are acting up again.
Grim Reaper: I'm saying you're fucking dying, dude. Now it's time to go.
Michael: DYING? NOOO!
Michael, you shouldn't even be upset about dying lol. I thought you've been looking forward to this for a while now.
Michael: Fine. :(
Bye, Mike! You were a slobby loser, but I couldn't have asked for a funnier spouse for Aubrey. Thanks for the laughs!
Aubrey's pretty confused about Michael's death. She kinda just walks around the house thinking about it, but she doesn't really cry about it.
Aubrey: Death.
Cordelia: Does that mean grandpa's gonna be a ghost?
Aubrey: It sure does. :D *best friends*
Goddammit, this is going to affect his childhood.
Oh well. What better way to get over death other than new life?
Beck: I'M IN PAIIIN!
It's a girl! :D She's got blond hair and alien eyes! I named her Cecil because I think that name is addable for a girl.
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I'm going to be using this account to post future updates, so if you were friends with my old account, I'd love for you to add me on this account! I hope everyone had a safe/happy holiday and ate lots of great foods with lots of great people. I want to try to post spare updates of the Ahrens (at least for now) because I really love the spare boys, so be looking out for those as well as black widow updates on my profile. As always, thanks for reading and I'll see you next time which will hopefully be really soon!
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 4
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 5
Pass-Outs: 5
Food Naps: 3
Fights: 3
Accidental Deaths: 3
Resurrections: 3
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
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