PIE - FOR THE WIN - SO SAYETH THE BARD!
[No, I'm not under the influence of anything mind altering substances - go look @ the new deancastiel header to see what this is about!]
A VICTORY SPEECH FOR PIE! FOR PIE HATH WON THE BATTLE!
Friends, deancastiel pie lovers, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I, bellajayd, come to bury Cheesecake, not to praise it;
The evil that desserts do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their tacky cake platters, and those pesky pounds of fat!
So let it be with Cheesecake ... The noble extraonions
Hath told you Cheesecake was ambitious:
It was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cheesecake answered it ...
Here, under leave of extraonions and the rest,
(For extraonions is an honourable mod;
So are they all; all honourable mods)
Come I to speak in Cheesecakes's funeral ...
Cheesecake was my once my friend, faithful and just to me:
But extraonions says he was ambitious;
And extraonions is an honourable mod….
Between us we have brought many Pie captives home to deancastiel ,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Cheesecake seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Cheesecake hath said "Let them eat cake!."
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
extraonions says Cheesecake was ambitious;
And extraonions is an honourable mod.
You all did see that on the side bar of deancastiel
Many a time I let Cheesecake win the quote war in the comm sidebar,
Which they did also end up loosing.
And Pie owns the deancastielmod icon as well.
If you were wondering.
Here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love Cheesecake once, not without cause:
Cheesecake can be tasty, just not as tasty and filling as Pie.
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And those who love Cheesecake more than Pie have lost their reason….
Bear with me;
My stomach is in the coffin there with Cheesecake because I ate a slice of him in celebration earlier
And I must pause till it come back to me.
[PSST GO LOOK AT THE NEW deancastiel HEADER THEN THIS *MIGHT* MAKE SENSE!]
A VICTORY SPEECH FOR PIE! FOR PIE HATH WON THE BATTLE!
Friends, deancastiel pie lovers, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I, bellajayd, come to bury Cheesecake, not to praise it;
The evil that desserts do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their tacky cake platters, and those pesky pounds of fat!
So let it be with Cheesecake ... The noble extraonions
Hath told you Cheesecake was ambitious:
It was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cheesecake answered it ...
Here, under leave of extraonions and the rest,
(For extraonions is an honourable mod;
So are they all; all honourable mods)
Come I to speak in Cheesecakes's funeral ...
Cheesecake was my once my friend, faithful and just to me:
But extraonions says he was ambitious;
And extraonions is an honourable mod….
Between us we have brought many Pie captives home to deancastiel ,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Cheesecake seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Cheesecake hath said "Let them eat cake!."
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
extraonions says Cheesecake was ambitious;
And extraonions is an honourable mod.
You all did see that on the side bar of deancastiel
Many a time I let Cheesecake win the quote war in the comm sidebar,
Which they did also end up loosing.
And Pie owns the deancastielmod icon as well.
If you were wondering.
Here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love Cheesecake once, not without cause:
Cheesecake can be tasty, just not as tasty and filling as Pie.
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And those who love Cheesecake more than Pie have lost their reason….
Bear with me;
My stomach is in the coffin there with Cheesecake because I ate a slice of him in celebration earlier
And I must pause till it come back to me.
[PSST GO LOOK AT THE NEW deancastiel HEADER THEN THIS *MIGHT* MAKE SENSE!]