♔ ｆｉｒｅ┊ ❝verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.❞

[beermark]

( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else

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[klavierkavalier]

[Well, from the volume of his voice this could only be Denmark or America. It's fairy obvious which.]

... Denmark.

I do not know what a bowling alley is, but I can assure you it would have been preferable to that hotel.

[beermark]

Even one of the German prudes got to go!? ( HIS OUTRAGE. CANNOT BE STOPPED. )

[klavierkavalier]

I hardly wanted to! Not that I am... that.

[beermark]

This is the worst news ever! I bet that instead of building our tunnel, Germany was in a hotel room, pretending to be sexy!

[klavierkavalier]

[Luckily Austria does not have a particularly active imagination.

... the thought is still enough to momentarily silence him, though.]

I do not think so.

[beermark]

He'd suck at it anyway.

[klavierkavalier]

[He's already hung up. This is all too traumatising.]

[beermark]

( wow!! )

[klavierkavalier]

[There was a curt goodbye included. He's just that polite.]

[beermark]

( he's still put-out!! not quite enough to call back- gross, germans- but still! )