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[beermark]

( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else

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[fatedmagica]

H...huh?

U-um... I'm sorry... [ Apologizing just because... well, he's so mad. It feels like someone needs to do this. ] Was the bowling alley really that bad..?

[beermark]

Nah, it was pretty okay. ( SUDDENLY A CALM VOICE… ) Well, the beer was shitty and there was no way the food was healthy, but I like throwing bowling balls at things!

[fatedmagica]

By 'things' you mean 'just the pins', r-right?

Um, but... You like bowling...? It was unfortunate that we all got forced to go... I think, maybe... it'd be fun to go again and play for real, so... um...

[ She stops herself, realizing that she's begun to ramble to a stranger. ] I-I'm Madoka, by the way! Sorry to bother you, I-I just... I'm glad you're okay now, at least...?

[beermark]

I've only been three times now! Ever! I think it's kind of weird, football is a way better sport anyway, but I guess I can see why some people like it! Like at least there's air conditioning, and it seems like yer encouraged to drink! ( yeah he's rambling to a stranger and doesn't care. ) But it still pisses me off that everyone thought I was a kid, ya know, Ma… Mad? Ya have a weird name.

[fatedmagica]

I'm sure they meant no harm in it... I mean, I think you sound like an adult, s-so... [ She sounds cheerful when she starts talking again; the "rambling" doesn't bother her a bit. If anything, she finds it kind of nice. ] Oh, football? I've never played... just basketball and bowling, wh-while I've been here anyway...

M-Mad? Sorry... I don't mean to have a weird name, um... You can call me, um... Kaname...? That's my last name, so...

[beermark]

Ya've never played football? ( by which he means soccer- ) But that's the best game ever, Mad!

[fatedmagica]

N-not really... um... I mean,I can run a bit fast, but... but I don't know if I could aim well enough to be of any use, so...

Oh, but... maybe, do you play football? I can, um...I'm good at watching..?

[beermark]

I play awesome football! It's another thing I'm great at! I even made it to FIFA last year, ya know- I bet I'll win the Euro Cup this year, too! Bendtner is top notch, he's gonna lead the victory!- Watching is fun, but it's way better to play, ya know?

[fatedmagica]

I-is that so...? Then... then, if I'd like to be able to cheer you on... I mean, I'm sure that playing is fun, but... I'm probably better for watching, so...

[beermark]

How come?

[fatedmagica]

Well, football is a team sport, right...? I wouldn't want to hold anyone back by joining their team, s-so...

Watching is better for me.

[beermark]

No way! Playing is better! And there are ranked teams and stuff- so ya know, ya can get put on a team that also sucks!

[fatedmagica]

H-huh I---!!! I'm sure that no team "sucks", but um... maybe... sometime... I would like to play, so, maybe...

[beermark]

Great! Then let's play!

[fatedmagica]

E-eh? Let's...

Wait, you mean... both of us?!

[beermark]

Okay! Football is awesome, ya know?