On Saturday, TioDiablo and his wife stayed at the ranch and there was a challenge issued due to that my uncle is a Baptist priest and as far as we know, a teetotaler. Of course, his sons are now tattooed, pierced and in the military.

“Keep the cerveza inconspicuous,” stated PadreDiablo.

Essentially, this sent me back to sneaking beer like a teenager.
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More tomorrow on the family reunion trip [plenty of shit went on] but, I've got laundry to fold, a giallo western to watch, beer to drink, etc.
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I'm at el rancho with Madre and PadreDiablo and things are looking up:

1. Doppelbock and Dunkel biers in the fridge where before it was crappy light beer. The German house guests didn't do that good of a job "cleaning out the refrigerator". I can handle this one.

2. High speed Internet access where before it was dial-up. Now I can catch-up on things ( Read more... )

“I remember while reading the pervert section of your copy of Texas legal code, I saw that relations with even a distant family member that is adopted is considered incest, correct?”

“Yes.” Replied HermanoDiablo, a Dallas police officer.

“What about if they’re a second or third cousin?”

“Best to just stay away from that sort of thing entirely.”

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Due to my niche of IT, I may have to relocate but as long as it’s in Texas, I don’t mind. Austin would be preferable [better beer & food] with San Antonio running second to be closer to family. In reality, there’s more opportunity in Dallas-Ft.Worth for me. Still more contacts to talk with, I made a lot in my nine years with slAveCS.

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