Beefstick = Madstick
I'm sorry to bring everyone down from their Summertime highs for a minute, but this really chaps my hide.
Atkins menus.
Not because I hate Atkins, but because they STOLE my idea!! I knew I should have called that inventor's hotline when I saw it advertised on my TV at 3:43AM last Tuesday.
Oh sorry, I should probably explain. See, places like Subway, Sub Shack, even Applebee's and the like have introduced Atkins friendly "wraps" or "rollups" to their menus recently. When you really look at it, all they did was take their sandwiches and put them in a tortilla instead of bread and then raise the price!!
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!
I know what you're thinking. "Beefstick, come on, you're just bustin' your Toughskins because you DIDN'T think of it first!". WRONG, HERETIC! I DID think of it first. Several years ago in fact. See, as you know, I snack at all hours of the day. Sadly, no stores within a 2 block walking distance of my house are open 24 hours, so if I run out of something after 10PM, I'm screwed until 6AM the next day. I don't know about you, but I simply do not have the kind of time to simply "wait" for a proper Dagwood for hours.
So there I was (funny, all my letters to Penthouse Forum start out that way, LOL!), sitting down watching TV at 2:47AM on a Monday, when my internal "Snack Alarm" went off. It must've been due to the Rax ad I just saw, but the only thing that would do was a stacked sandwich. I whipped out all the fixin's, when I discovered that with the exception of one moldy heel, I was completely out of bread. After I finished panicking, and caught my breath, I had an idea. What if I simply stuffed all the sandwich stuff into a tortilla, of which I had plenty? VIOLA! The day was saved and a new way to enjoy hand-held food was born. I susisted off of those until the Costco Oil Drum of tortillas was gone.
Anyway, I guess my point is FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING IDEA STEALERS OF MY IDEAS!!!
I'm workin' on something new for breakfast right now, and believe you me, I'm gonna call that number and submit my idea before the bastards at Denny's steal that too!
Atkins menus.
Not because I hate Atkins, but because they STOLE my idea!! I knew I should have called that inventor's hotline when I saw it advertised on my TV at 3:43AM last Tuesday.
Oh sorry, I should probably explain. See, places like Subway, Sub Shack, even Applebee's and the like have introduced Atkins friendly "wraps" or "rollups" to their menus recently. When you really look at it, all they did was take their sandwiches and put them in a tortilla instead of bread and then raise the price!!
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!
I know what you're thinking. "Beefstick, come on, you're just bustin' your Toughskins because you DIDN'T think of it first!". WRONG, HERETIC! I DID think of it first. Several years ago in fact. See, as you know, I snack at all hours of the day. Sadly, no stores within a 2 block walking distance of my house are open 24 hours, so if I run out of something after 10PM, I'm screwed until 6AM the next day. I don't know about you, but I simply do not have the kind of time to simply "wait" for a proper Dagwood for hours.
So there I was (funny, all my letters to Penthouse Forum start out that way, LOL!), sitting down watching TV at 2:47AM on a Monday, when my internal "Snack Alarm" went off. It must've been due to the Rax ad I just saw, but the only thing that would do was a stacked sandwich. I whipped out all the fixin's, when I discovered that with the exception of one moldy heel, I was completely out of bread. After I finished panicking, and caught my breath, I had an idea. What if I simply stuffed all the sandwich stuff into a tortilla, of which I had plenty? VIOLA! The day was saved and a new way to enjoy hand-held food was born. I susisted off of those until the Costco Oil Drum of tortillas was gone.
Anyway, I guess my point is FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING IDEA STEALERS OF MY IDEAS!!!
I'm workin' on something new for breakfast right now, and believe you me, I'm gonna call that number and submit my idea before the bastards at Denny's steal that too!