YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS THIS ICON HAS NEVER BEEN MORE INAPPROPRIATE.

Srsly. I died laughing. Also, despite the fact I might have to love this issue as the best thing ever, it is, unfortunately, the issue where I have to stop hoping I can make it personal canon. What can I say? Among other things they made Sam a hobo. No, really.

( WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING THIS CRACKED-OUT?! )