Heading to Belgium soon and - what the???

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HEY kuiskata!!! I need your help translating something! This popped up on facebook, and it's in Danish. Can you help me out? It looks extremely interesting!




Something about Canada goose jackets and Catwalk Scum, possibly a brand name?? I am intrigued!

In other news, I'm going to Belgium for two and a half days! So much chocolate will be consumed...