One of my favorites from The Onion:

Employee of the Month Sad it's Already the 19th

*sigh* I wish I could be Employee of the Month. When will I get to see my picture on the the plaque at the entrance to campus?

This article actually had me for a moment, until I saw the "satire" section on the top:

Rove's Legacy Tainted by SteroidsAlmost like the time an unnamed someone who used to live in Georgia had me convinced, briefly, that a suburb of Atlanta was trying to separate because of a French-speaking majority that was at odds with the English speaking ( Read more... )

One thing I love about The Onion is, even with all it's biting political satire, they can still be plain goofy sometimes. Observe:

Specters Of Dental Hygienists Past Haunt Convention Center

I love this little bit from the History section of The Onion. The headline alone is great...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50828