Talking about me? Good things, I hope. And oh yes, of course. I'm a hot native women magnet. Actually no, that was a lie. So far, a few girls have recognized me, though...
I'm a pretty good surfer, actually. Provided that the waves are the right height. Oh, I don't know if I could do that. I'm sort of afraid of heights.
What's wrong with gray? I've got gray hair too, you know. Commercials want you to believe them, but I wouldn't if I were you. I think your hair is fine the way it is.
Ah. Well, I don't know how well they'd take that, being from other countries and all. I don't think either of them like me much. I seem to repell Aussies and...Zealies? I refuse to call them Kiwis. That sounds so fruity.
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Talking about me? Good things, I hope. And oh yes, of course. I'm a hot native women magnet. Actually no, that was a lie. So far, a few girls have recognized me, though...
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Oh yes, very relaxed. It's so beautiful here, Neil. And the air is so...non-polluted.
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Tell me about it, bub. Wind surfing? No. I've tried wave surfing. I think wind might be too hard to catch.
What? Why?
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What's wrong with gray? I've got gray hair too, you know. Commercials want you to believe them, but I wouldn't if I were you. I think your hair is fine the way it is.
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Really? Good for him! Though, it might be too soon after his divorce...
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What?! I'm not hooking up with Fatima! We're going as friends. And I'm sure pretty young things are attracted to you. It's not always easy to tell.
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That's true...As long as he's happy and doesn't get hurt.
...I'm beginning to wonder if she might actually like me. We just had a fairly awkward conversation in here...
And what the hell is "giving me the mickey" supposed to mean? Speak English, Neil. This is an English-speaking journal.
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Ah. Well, I don't know how well they'd take that, being from other countries and all. I don't think either of them like me much. I seem to repell Aussies and...Zealies? I refuse to call them Kiwis. That sounds so fruity.
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...I just don't know how to feel about it, exactly.
I do remember that. But that's no reason to tell others how to talk, eh?
I dare you to call him a Zealot.
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