Talking about me? Good things, I hope. And oh yes, of course. I'm a hot native women magnet. Actually no, that was a lie. So far, a few girls have recognized me, though...
How'd you do with catching a wave or three? Isn't wind surfing when you're pulled along behind a motor boat, as if you were water skiing, but you have this hang glider contraption on you that makes you fly? That would be amazing.
To hide the gray! David thinks that's the best way to pick up hot women. That commercial where they show the guy covering up his gray beard seems to think so, too.
I'm a pretty good surfer, actually. Provided that the waves are the right height. Oh, I don't know if I could do that. I'm sort of afraid of heights.
What's wrong with gray? I've got gray hair too, you know. Commercials want you to believe them, but I wouldn't if I were you. I think your hair is fine the way it is.
For as long as we've known each other, I never knew that about you and surfing. I think I'd like to give wind surfing a go - I've always wanted to fly again.
Personally, I think gray is the new hip look, but I'm just repeating what David told me.
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He's been dating, David has. Belinda.
And what the hell, you're hooking up with Fatima? How come everybody's attracting pretty young things, except me?
Wouldn't want word of that to get out. Who knows what kind of can of worms you'll open.
Private to Kevin That's what I said, good for him. Although he's been feeling guilty. I personally think there's nothing wrong, and the man was married to my sister for God's sake. David's a real homebody - he needs a woman in his life. I'm pretty sure it's a Tale thing.
I'm not fretting about it. It's a bit funny, actually.
Of course. Friends. I've had friends like that before, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. Before you start sputtering, I'm giving you the mickey.
Let's give them something to talk abouuuut...a little mystery to figure ouuuut. Go with the flow and see what comes of it.
You've never heard that phrase before? It means I'm pulling your leg. Joking around. You know, what I always do. Somebody tell New Zealand's Harrison and Australia's Paisley that North American English can only be written here. Especially Paisley.
Ah. Well, I don't know how well they'd take that, being from other countries and all. I don't think either of them like me much. I seem to repell Aussies and...Zealies? I refuse to call them Kiwis. That sounds so fruity.
Hey!
David and I were just talking about you. Meet any hot native women?
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Talking about me? Good things, I hope. And oh yes, of course. I'm a hot native women magnet. Actually no, that was a lie. So far, a few girls have recognized me, though...
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Well, we were wondering if you brought Darlie with you or not. And how you were picking up hot native women.
Recognition is a good start!
Relaxed?
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Oh yes, very relaxed. It's so beautiful here, Neil. And the air is so...non-polluted.
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No, I thought you took her to one of those pet hotels where people leave their pets when they've gone on holiday. With the dog.
Good for you. You were getting too stressed out there. Have you tried wind surfing?
Do you think I should dye my hair?
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Tell me about it, bub. Wind surfing? No. I've tried wave surfing. I think wind might be too hard to catch.
What? Why?
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How'd you do with catching a wave or three? Isn't wind surfing when you're pulled along behind a motor boat, as if you were water skiing, but you have this hang glider contraption on you that makes you fly? That would be amazing.
To hide the gray! David thinks that's the best way to pick up hot women. That commercial where they show the guy covering up his gray beard seems to think so, too.
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What's wrong with gray? I've got gray hair too, you know. Commercials want you to believe them, but I wouldn't if I were you. I think your hair is fine the way it is.
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For as long as we've known each other, I never knew that about you and surfing. I think I'd like to give wind surfing a go - I've always wanted to fly again.
Personally, I think gray is the new hip look, but I'm just repeating what David told me.
Private to Kevin
He's been dating, David has. Belinda.
And what the hell, you're hooking up with Fatima? How come everybody's attracting pretty young things, except me?
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Private to Neil
Really? Good for him! Though, it might be too soon after his divorce...
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What?! I'm not hooking up with Fatima! We're going as friends. And I'm sure pretty young things are attracted to you. It's not always easy to tell.
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Wouldn't want word of that to get out. Who knows what kind of can of worms you'll open.
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That's what I said, good for him. Although he's been feeling guilty. I personally think there's nothing wrong, and the man was married to my sister for God's sake. David's a real homebody - he needs a woman in his life. I'm pretty sure it's a Tale thing.
I'm not fretting about it. It's a bit funny, actually.
Of course. Friends. I've had friends like that before, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. Before you start sputtering, I'm giving you the mickey.
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That's true...As long as he's happy and doesn't get hurt.
...I'm beginning to wonder if she might actually like me. We just had a fairly awkward conversation in here...
And what the hell is "giving me the mickey" supposed to mean? Speak English, Neil. This is an English-speaking journal.
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So, encourage him.
Let's give them something to talk abouuuut...a little mystery to figure ouuuut. Go with the flow and see what comes of it.
You've never heard that phrase before? It means I'm pulling your leg. Joking around. You know, what I always do. Somebody tell New Zealand's Harrison and Australia's Paisley that North American English can only be written here. Especially Paisley.
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Ah. Well, I don't know how well they'd take that, being from other countries and all. I don't think either of them like me much. I seem to repell Aussies and...Zealies? I refuse to call them Kiwis. That sounds so fruity.
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You should hear me with a band backing me up.
She basically admitted to imagining you in the buff! What's with you bears? (heh, heh)
Kevin. Don't you remember that technically you and I are also from other countries?
Zealots?
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...I just don't know how to feel about it, exactly.
I do remember that. But that's no reason to tell others how to talk, eh?
I dare you to call him a Zealot.
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