Bad Day!!! Call 911!!!
Dear Diary,
Today was such a horrible day. Jerry drove over to my house for dinner cuz he wanted to meet my parents. Dinner was ready and everyone got seated and then my parents started talking to Jerry. My mom asked him if he had a job and he said "lovin your son is the only job I need ma'am." and they got really angry. My parents got really upset when he asked to "toss the salad please". I dont get why they got mad, cuz he would've caught it if they would've tossed it, and if he didnt catch it and the salad spilled all over the floor then they could have got mad afterwards. 3/4's way through the dinner Jerry put his hand on my upper thigh and my dad said "get you're filthy hands off my son SCUMBAG".. it made me sad :(. What ended the dinner was when my mom told me I had some gravy on my face and Jerry decided to lick it off... it tickled. My parents yelled "THATS ENOUGH" and they kicked him out of the house :(. Well Diary, there goes my only friend. By the way, I found out that Shaquesha is going out with Antwon. He's so horrible to her, he touches her rear-end a lot and calls her the B word and the H word. If I had a girl like Shaquesha i'd treat her like a real lady. Another thing that happened today was my teacher got mad at me. I tried to fit in with the popular kids and it was going good and I started talking about how I need to raise my 89.8 grade to a 90 A. They told me that the teacher had a top secret extra credit project that no one could know about, and my new friends gave me instructions on how to get a hold of it. "Mrs. Crasbary, you have a nice assbary, how bout I earn some extra credit, after classbary" then I winked 3 times just like they told me to. The teacher slapped me and everyone laughed at me. I cried for the whole period then I ate cheetos. I want a tiger for christmas.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-
Today was such a horrible day. Jerry drove over to my house for dinner cuz he wanted to meet my parents. Dinner was ready and everyone got seated and then my parents started talking to Jerry. My mom asked him if he had a job and he said "lovin your son is the only job I need ma'am." and they got really angry. My parents got really upset when he asked to "toss the salad please". I dont get why they got mad, cuz he would've caught it if they would've tossed it, and if he didnt catch it and the salad spilled all over the floor then they could have got mad afterwards. 3/4's way through the dinner Jerry put his hand on my upper thigh and my dad said "get you're filthy hands off my son SCUMBAG".. it made me sad :(. What ended the dinner was when my mom told me I had some gravy on my face and Jerry decided to lick it off... it tickled. My parents yelled "THATS ENOUGH" and they kicked him out of the house :(. Well Diary, there goes my only friend. By the way, I found out that Shaquesha is going out with Antwon. He's so horrible to her, he touches her rear-end a lot and calls her the B word and the H word. If I had a girl like Shaquesha i'd treat her like a real lady. Another thing that happened today was my teacher got mad at me. I tried to fit in with the popular kids and it was going good and I started talking about how I need to raise my 89.8 grade to a 90 A. They told me that the teacher had a top secret extra credit project that no one could know about, and my new friends gave me instructions on how to get a hold of it. "Mrs. Crasbary, you have a nice assbary, how bout I earn some extra credit, after classbary" then I winked 3 times just like they told me to. The teacher slapped me and everyone laughed at me. I cried for the whole period then I ate cheetos. I want a tiger for christmas.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-