My craaaaazy life!
Dear Diary,
I told you about how Mrs. Crasbary got angry in my last entry and how my parents were mad at Jerry and kicked him out of our house. Well Mrs. Crasbary told me that she forgave me, but if I ever say something like that again I have to mean it or else ill get a detention. My parents had a talk with me and told me that they understood that Jerry was my friend and we can still be friends as long as he doesnt touch me in my special places. After that, my parents yelled at me cuz my dog pooped on the floor and they thought it was me. That's the stupidest thing, why wont they believe me?? I've never pooped on the floor except for the last 2 times which were accidents. So I told Jerry that we could hang out so we did. He bought me even MORE ice cream and then something weird happened. While I was eating my ice cream he said "OH GOD, YOUR CHOKING! YOU NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH" and he starting making out with me. I threw up in his mouth because I dont like boys, even if I do think some are cute. After that happened, he threw up back in my mouth and I threw up back in his until our mouths could no longer hold our shared vomit and it spilled all over Jerry's pants. He said it was weird but he liked it which made me feel weird and tickly inside. After Jerry dropped me off at home I took a long bath. During the middle of it I couldnt breath anymore and I started getting scared. Then I realized I was under water so I leaned back up and I was fine. Last year at Christmas I opened my present and it was a toy gun. It had lots of neat sound effects but then it broke. After my bath, I ate dinner with my mom and dad and they told me they were proud to be my parents. I told them I was proud to be there son and then we all cried. When I was crying I got tears on my chicken so I didnt wanna eat it anymore. My parents yelled at me because I didnt wanna eat chicken with tears on it. They told me they hated me and that i'm going to hell. I cried again and got tears on my hand. I asked my dad if he wanted to eat my hand and he said no. I said "WELL THATS EXACTLY WHY I WONT EAT MY CHICKEN.. CUZ IT HAD MY TEARS ON IT, YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE DAD". He slapped me and I started thinking sad thoughts. I didnt wanna live anymore and I was gonna kill myself, but then I played Super Mario Brothers and I changed my mind cuz I really really wanted to beat it. Then I went to sleep and I woke up but then I realized it was a dream so I tried to go back to sleep in my dream but I couldnt and I got really sad but then I woke up in real life. One time my cat jumped on my face and kept scratching me and I couldnt get it off. So then it was time for school and I still couldnt get it off. So the kids at school made fun of me and called me cat face. I got home and then it jumped off of me.. I yelled at it and asked it why he couldnt have done that before school. He told me he was going to kill me. I didnt actually expect him to answer me.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-
I told you about how Mrs. Crasbary got angry in my last entry and how my parents were mad at Jerry and kicked him out of our house. Well Mrs. Crasbary told me that she forgave me, but if I ever say something like that again I have to mean it or else ill get a detention. My parents had a talk with me and told me that they understood that Jerry was my friend and we can still be friends as long as he doesnt touch me in my special places. After that, my parents yelled at me cuz my dog pooped on the floor and they thought it was me. That's the stupidest thing, why wont they believe me?? I've never pooped on the floor except for the last 2 times which were accidents. So I told Jerry that we could hang out so we did. He bought me even MORE ice cream and then something weird happened. While I was eating my ice cream he said "OH GOD, YOUR CHOKING! YOU NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH" and he starting making out with me. I threw up in his mouth because I dont like boys, even if I do think some are cute. After that happened, he threw up back in my mouth and I threw up back in his until our mouths could no longer hold our shared vomit and it spilled all over Jerry's pants. He said it was weird but he liked it which made me feel weird and tickly inside. After Jerry dropped me off at home I took a long bath. During the middle of it I couldnt breath anymore and I started getting scared. Then I realized I was under water so I leaned back up and I was fine. Last year at Christmas I opened my present and it was a toy gun. It had lots of neat sound effects but then it broke. After my bath, I ate dinner with my mom and dad and they told me they were proud to be my parents. I told them I was proud to be there son and then we all cried. When I was crying I got tears on my chicken so I didnt wanna eat it anymore. My parents yelled at me because I didnt wanna eat chicken with tears on it. They told me they hated me and that i'm going to hell. I cried again and got tears on my hand. I asked my dad if he wanted to eat my hand and he said no. I said "WELL THATS EXACTLY WHY I WONT EAT MY CHICKEN.. CUZ IT HAD MY TEARS ON IT, YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE DAD". He slapped me and I started thinking sad thoughts. I didnt wanna live anymore and I was gonna kill myself, but then I played Super Mario Brothers and I changed my mind cuz I really really wanted to beat it. Then I went to sleep and I woke up but then I realized it was a dream so I tried to go back to sleep in my dream but I couldnt and I got really sad but then I woke up in real life. One time my cat jumped on my face and kept scratching me and I couldnt get it off. So then it was time for school and I still couldnt get it off. So the kids at school made fun of me and called me cat face. I got home and then it jumped off of me.. I yelled at it and asked it why he couldnt have done that before school. He told me he was going to kill me. I didnt actually expect him to answer me.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-