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Dear Diary,
Today I ate pizza and it gave me a pneumonia. Pneumonia is pronounced like "Ammonia" but u cant spell it like that cuz Ammonia is a gas. My friend had bad gas today and it stank up the classroom so the teacher pulled down his pants and gave him a duct tape diaper because she thought it would block the smell. It didnt. I met up with Jerry today and he's really cool.. he bought me ice cream just like he said he would. To all you people who think he's a child molestor then BUZZ OFF BOZOS cuz Jerry's my friend. Before I ate the ice cream Jerry told me you arent allowed to eat ice cream unless you have a physical. I didnt know what that was but he said he was a licensed doctor so he could do it. So then he pulled down my pants and told me to cough a couple times. 30 minutes after that he finally let me pull my pants back up and he said the physical was done. He was so happy for me that I got a physical.. he didnt say so but I could just tell cuz of the big grin on his face. I have a crush on this girl from my school. Her name is Shaquesha. She has a really good tan. She must go to the beach a lot. I think she's from europe or something because she talks different then I do, and she calls me cracker. I think cracker means friend in her native language, but I'd love to be her boy cracker... HAHAHA get it, Diary?? Well anyways im gonna go make a worm sandwich. EWWW j/k lmbo (laughing my butt off cuz im not supposed to say the other word)
Love,
-*~Drew~*-
Today I ate pizza and it gave me a pneumonia. Pneumonia is pronounced like "Ammonia" but u cant spell it like that cuz Ammonia is a gas. My friend had bad gas today and it stank up the classroom so the teacher pulled down his pants and gave him a duct tape diaper because she thought it would block the smell. It didnt. I met up with Jerry today and he's really cool.. he bought me ice cream just like he said he would. To all you people who think he's a child molestor then BUZZ OFF BOZOS cuz Jerry's my friend. Before I ate the ice cream Jerry told me you arent allowed to eat ice cream unless you have a physical. I didnt know what that was but he said he was a licensed doctor so he could do it. So then he pulled down my pants and told me to cough a couple times. 30 minutes after that he finally let me pull my pants back up and he said the physical was done. He was so happy for me that I got a physical.. he didnt say so but I could just tell cuz of the big grin on his face. I have a crush on this girl from my school. Her name is Shaquesha. She has a really good tan. She must go to the beach a lot. I think she's from europe or something because she talks different then I do, and she calls me cracker. I think cracker means friend in her native language, but I'd love to be her boy cracker... HAHAHA get it, Diary?? Well anyways im gonna go make a worm sandwich. EWWW j/k lmbo (laughing my butt off cuz im not supposed to say the other word)
Love,
-*~Drew~*-