I am at work and bouncing in my bloody chair because IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING and you are going to be the best mom and I can't wait until we have a little Mitchelina or Dajve Jr to call our own and I SWEAR I could feel it moving around in her belleh last night and this is the fucking best thing that is ever going to happen anywhere and you are the ( Read more... )

My lady love is in town for her birthday this year which means tonight we're doing something special which cannot be named here like that freaky pale wanker from Harry Potter that every used to prattle on about ( Read more... )

Hello, knackers.

Sometimes despite the rain that insists on pissing down everyday, and that not everything is given to me when I want it and how I want it. Surprisingly to myself more than anything, this extends to more than just shagging. 8th Wonder.

Got a nice little mention in Inked Magazine (next month's mag, don't miss out) about the shop - and ( Read more... )

SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD, but I've reached a new level of dead fucking sexy with my amazing, masculine, thick and lush tache. It's driving Dajve wild (with unbridled desire, she can't get enough.) I've decided that maybe I'll grow it out a bit more and pick a style, because I've been told many times by my lovely bride 'you have to have the ( Read more... )

Back, muthassssss. And nearly better than ever. As I await Diva's summons to signal her preparation for departure for the eve.

Slowly getting our groove back, Stella style round the shop. Bounced back in Monday avro and took a few couple of days to recharge and help Dajve and - taaaaake my now lord, visit mi familia, but popped back in today. Sal ( Read more... )

I liked it a bit better when leaking pipes were our only problem. After an incredible month in Italy, things have been a bit shite in the everything-but-my-marriage sense. The pipe at the shop, Paisley's long-term bloke left her and she's a straight up crazy hot mess, and then two days ago Rabbles didn't show up at the shop. I went round to his and ( Read more... )

+1000 points: Going to Italy for a month and celebrating the annual passing of my birth with my lovely lady lumps ( Read more... )

I know Dajve is probably going to print actual birth announcements as soon as she can physically separate herself from this guy. Have to be honest, not the aesthetically pleasing dog I thought she'd pick but infinitely happier with him despite it. Happier that she is to boot.


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Birthdays and family lunches and going away parties can TAKE A SEAT because no one brings WWF costumery like my lady and me. You lot missed out on the grand finale of Diva tryin to out Hulk her tank top. A for effort. A+ to the tiny hands that sew American Apparel clothing.

Exceptionally well done by Dickie for Diva to be home full stop for the last ( Read more... )

You know who looks quite fucking fit in a baby blue tuxedo (before it gets crumpled on the flo- behind the bleachers?) SURPRISE, it's this motherfucka. Quality birthday weekend for Diva before she's off to CrotchAsia or some shite for a few. Then fucking finally a string of UK dates for the on air hostess with the most...banging arse on air. HUZZAH ( Read more... )