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while we are being snarky, a note to students from classes I was TA:
1. We know you are cheating, at least have the sense to cheat from someone that understands the course material.
2. I will not "swap out a few files and print 12 copies" of your homework. It belongs to you. You are being graded on it, I am not. I am not the soft touch the Prof is and I do not fall for that shit like he does. Suck it the hell up and be an adult. You are earning an MBA forchrissake.
3. If I catch you riffling through my desk I will not act like a simpering victim of your mighty presence. It might shock you but I am pretty sure you will respect that boundary afterwards you git.
4. I will not check your homework first and give it to you early so you can skip class you jackass. Get the hell away from my desk.
5. Oh, and ignore the flag on the stairs. The stairs have been involved in a civil war and have been named their own soverign country, I am the Queen and the laws are different there. You probably should not stand so close without diplomatic immunity.
6. My desk has been in talks with the stairs for days, it is quite possible it has become an allied nation in my absence. There have been rumors that the return of the "Juran Quality Handbook smackdown" is hotly debated in the over head bins.
1. We know you are cheating, at least have the sense to cheat from someone that understands the course material.
2. I will not "swap out a few files and print 12 copies" of your homework. It belongs to you. You are being graded on it, I am not. I am not the soft touch the Prof is and I do not fall for that shit like he does. Suck it the hell up and be an adult. You are earning an MBA forchrissake.
3. If I catch you riffling through my desk I will not act like a simpering victim of your mighty presence. It might shock you but I am pretty sure you will respect that boundary afterwards you git.
4. I will not check your homework first and give it to you early so you can skip class you jackass. Get the hell away from my desk.
5. Oh, and ignore the flag on the stairs. The stairs have been involved in a civil war and have been named their own soverign country, I am the Queen and the laws are different there. You probably should not stand so close without diplomatic immunity.
6. My desk has been in talks with the stairs for days, it is quite possible it has become an allied nation in my absence. There have been rumors that the return of the "Juran Quality Handbook smackdown" is hotly debated in the over head bins.