Poop is some funny shit!

[banshe01a]

I had an appointment at the hand doctor this morning and he was running late. I had my current read with me... "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris. I have issues with inappropriate laughter... church... funerals... and apparently Doctors offices filled with old people with pinched expressions and silences punctuated with lip smacking. I

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send any poop stories to me

[banshe01a]

Of course the hand no longer is bothering me. Go figure. There is a spot on the web of skin between my thumb and index finger on my left hand that is "mushier" than the same spot on my right. The significance of this alludes me. I am not a Doctor, but I would think that one's dominate hand would be better muscled than the other. I have to take some dexterity test and have a follow up appointment. He also wants me to take this medicine called Relafen that I am sure would send my stomach doc into seizures. The nurse exclaimed that my nail color was "hot" ( OPI Cajun shrimp) and that about sums it up.

I got the biopsy results back from Fred's doctor and it came with a sheet of paper telling me what I have and the corresponding pamphlet to explain it. Now who can say the stomach Dr doesn't have a warm bedside manner? This is the same man who upon seeing that my chart said that I had an ectopic pregnancy and a Cesarean bluntly asked "so you have one living child?" What a charmer. Anywho, I have Barrets esophagus. I guess that the acid reflux basically ate the lining of my esophagus and changed it's texture. To me this confirms that I have the digestive tract of a 90 year old and should probably stick to all liquid nourishment. Mainly wine.

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[sappho9]

That's what you get for having a male doctor. ;)
And I'm sure that the pamphlet tells you to drink mainly wine! I suppose you will just have to have someone chew your food for you from now on, too. Poor Jonah.
BTW, thinking about your nails makes me hungry.