Comments | banshe01a: Poop is some funny shit!

banshe01a

Poop is some funny shit!

May 02, 2005 12:22

I had an appointment at the hand doctor this morning and he was running late. I had my current read with me... "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris. I have issues with inappropriate laughter... church... funerals... and apparently Doctors offices filled with old people with pinched expressions and silences punctuated with lip smacking. I ( Read more... )

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sappho9 May 2 2005, 17:31:31 UTC

One day at a knitting time, girl!
So what did the doc say about your hand?
BTW, CHRIS! After you read this, find the tucker thingy for D' to read. Now you wanna talk about laughing at poop? Just wait till you read this!

send any poop stories to me banshe01a May 2 2005, 18:17:58 UTC

Of course the hand no longer is bothering me. Go figure. There is a spot on the web of skin between my thumb and index finger on my left hand that is "mushier" than the same spot on my right. The significance of this alludes me. I am not a Doctor, but I would think that one's dominate hand would be better muscled than the other. I have to take some dexterity test and have a follow up appointment. He also wants me to take this medicine called Relafen that I am sure would send my stomach doc into seizures. The nurse exclaimed that my nail color was "hot" ( OPI Cajun shrimp) and that about sums it up ( ... )

Re: send any poop stories to me sappho9 May 2 2005, 18:34:44 UTC

That's what you get for having a male doctor. ;)
And I'm sure that the pamphlet tells you to drink mainly wine! I suppose you will just have to have someone chew your food for you from now on, too. Poor Jonah.
BTW, thinking about your nails makes me hungry.

poop story on the way! tambree May 2 2005, 21:25:58 UTC

Okay, I've been asked to share this with you. Enjoy. By the way, it's kind of long, but it's well worth it ( ... )

Re: poop story on the way! banshe01a May 3 2005, 17:11:04 UTC

Chris,

This story hurt me. At one point I had to stop reading and blow my nose. Co workers were concerned. I feel, with my 36th b-day approaching, that I am not going to outgrow this reaction that I have to bodily functions, namely poop. Thank you so much.

Scatologically yours,
D'

Re: poop story on the way! tambree May 3 2005, 21:37:10 UTC

I'm sooo glad that you liked it. Sorry for hurting you, but I do know what you mean. Tears were streaming on me to the point that Heather thought I might be crying! She was only half right! I just laughed to the point of crying! And it's okay if you don't grow up!! There's a guy at work that I can't help but laugh at when he shares his misfortunes! Remind me to tell you about them some time!

poop story on the way! tambree May 2 2005, 21:28:04 UTC

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor ( ... )