"I'm board." "It's not fare." "There annoying the piss out of me."

FUCKING GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS, WILL YOU. USE A DICTIONARY. SOMETHING.

Board: "a piece of wood sawed thin, and of considerable length and breadth compared with the thickness."
Bored: "to weary by dullness, tedious repetition, unwelcome attentions, etc."

Fare: "something ( Read more... )

So, my family was talking about religious beliefs. Somehow, it went from them talking about the Bible to Janelle stating that she practices Wicca, but doesn't believe in a higher being. And my mom went on and said "you're wrong for doing that ( Read more... )

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Mother, please stop asking me the same question.

The answer is ALWAYS going to be "I don't know."

Because . . . . . . I'm at a loss, here. I just wish I knew how to tell you that.

Okay, so I have something you never really needed to know.

My mother bought Life Savers in a costume/novelty shop here called Pointdexters. And she gave them to several people, including me and her best friend and one of her adopted nieces.

ALSO: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE AT WORK, SCHOOL, OR SOME OTHER PUBLIC PLACE . . . unless you work ( Read more... )

YOU GAIZ.

I HAS A NEW KITTEH.


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So I just went to Karnation with my mom and Chris . . . which is a local sex shop.

Can someone please tell me I'm not the only person on the face of the planet to go into a SEX SHOP with their MOTHER?

And she bought me a toy . . . but you didn't want to know that.Oddly enough, going in there with Chris and my mom wasn't embarrassing and awkward ( Read more... )

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So I'm feeling particularly . . . . . . blah ( Read more... )