My Life is as Ridiculous as a Special Edition ONE DIRECTION ONESIE

[badjujuboo]

i want. i really really really want.

so what if they are $114 on special for the one with ALL THE BOYS HANDS

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[shrdmdnssftw]

I.... REALLY WANT THIS? BUT ALSO NOT BECAUSE IDEK?

I want it as something that is 1D merch that doesn't scream preteen? :D

[badjujuboo]

I WANT THEM I DON'T CARE I JUST DO

(and the scented gel pens but that's normal to want right?)

[shrdmdnssftw]

(I totally want the pens just so I can write porn using them? idek)

[badjujuboo]

(HAHHAAH OMFG THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT THEM!)

((i am so getting them for us))

[shrdmdnssftw]

♥ you're the actual best
and wow

remember how my head makes a lot of ideas? harry working at a stationery store and Louis coming in all the time to buy things from him?
louis goes in the first time with liam? trying to find a gift for liam's bf zayn? and then they meet harry and harry helps and flirts and is generally lovely?
so louis comes back often
and he has no idea what he'll do with all these pens and notebooks
except maybe doodle H + L in a loveheart on them

[badjujuboo]

i miss and hate your notfic so very much

[shrdmdnssftw]

wow that's not very nice of you
I mean
I just wanted to tell you about how Louis saves up his money to buy stuff from Harry's shop
and like, he'll eventually end up buying stuff for his mum and little sisters there
but also, he really actually goes out of his way to squirrel away some spare change to buy stuff (bc things are tight at home, moneywise, and he puts in extra hours babysitting Zayn's sisters and working at the sweets store with Niall JUST SO HE CAN SEE HARRY)

and Harry doesn't really know, but he does know that Louis loves his family a lot, so sometimes he draws a smiley face on Louis' paper bag (WITH HIS GLITTERY PENS which are totally for Lottie)

ALL I WANTED WAS TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW LOUIS SPENDS HALF HIS TIME WITH ZAYN'S SISTERS LETTING THEM GIVE HIM MAKE OVERS AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
(bc of course Harry actually knows Zayn and all that, and Zayn's sisters similarly crush on Harry, but they always ask Louis if he's made his move yet)
(he always says no)

[badjujuboo]

HAHAH AS IF ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS TO SAY THAT

BECAUSE IF YOU SAID THAT YOU'D ALSO INSINUATE THAT LOUIS WOULD BE IN MAKE UP AT THESE MAKE OVERS AND THAT LOUIS WOULD OF COURSE WEAR GLASSES IN THIS ENTIRE FIC

AND I HATE YOU

[shrdmdnssftw]

AHA WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT THAT

[badjujuboo]

good because i HATE EVERY SINGLE WORD OKAY

[shrdmdnssftw]

SHUSH I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I WAS GOING TO HAVE HARRY WRITE POEMS IN IT
BUT I'M LIKE
even boo will think that that's too much
LITTLE DID I KNOWWWW. also, he totally draws little stick figures of them, and like. makes himself ridiculously tall and louis short, and maybe louis finds one and is very upset about the height difference
so much so that he doesn't notice the little love hearts in drawing!Harry's eyes.

also, HARRY TOTALLY PUTS A RING ON IT. it's not his fault that Louis talks about how his favourite item at the sweets store where he works is the lolly rings. because they're romantic.
and so harry pops in when Louis' not working and asks Niall what Louis' favourite flavour is
AND HE'S CONVINCED HIMSELF (MOSTLY) THAT IT"S JUST NICE
a gift bc louis got him something
and then he does a fake proposal
but only because Zayn's sisters were there! and insisted!

(Louis is taking them there bc school is going to start soon and they need just the right colour of marker to doodle Mrs Harry Styles on their books with

[badjujuboo]

BUT WHAT ABOUT NIALL? WHY IS NIALLER ALWAYS LEFT OUT? THIS IS MY PROBLEM

totally off our notfic topic but

i just want niall to get with people? and those people to not be josh?
i just want niall and people?

[shrdmdnssftw]

HEY
NIALL IS TOTALLY THERE
HE'S SELLING SWEETS TO HARRY
AND LISTENING TO LOUIS MOAN ABOUT HIS RIDICULOUS CRUSH

UM UM UM
ALSO
:( NIALL IS LEFT OUT AN AWFUL LOT

BUT! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED...
*drumroll please*

A RARE PAIRING FIC FEST!

but back to the notfic!

um um um sorry Niall you're totally part of this fic
and um
well
I'll make this a choose your own niall-adventure!

does he
a) spend his spare time at the clothing store, watching his bf Justin stock the snapbacks and fratbro vests
b) love to go around with his girlfriend Demi, who works at the music store and lets Liam go in and play the upright that they have on display
or
c) laze about with Louis, drinking and moping about single life while pining after aforementioned snapback fitted Justin?

(there are probably more options if you remind me of them)

[badjujuboo]

d) he actually pines after zayn and liam because he LOVES their LOVE and just WANTS their love and then because they are so lovely

they just LOVE niall back

and when i mean love i mean fuck
and by fuck i mean lots of sex
and by sex i mean they all do it together?

[shrdmdnssftw]

SPOILER ALERT

[badjujuboo]

i think you mentioned the top half of that but not the bottom and MY HEART?

OMG CANT YOU JUST WRITE ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND FULFILL MY EVERY FIC NEED? CAN THIS BE A THING? I"LL JUST SEND YOU PART OF MY PAY EVERY WEEK AND YOU"LL BE LIKE .. MY AUTHOR IN SORT OF NOT RESIDENCE??