pick-me-up summary sporking!
I'm in serious need of a pick-me-up, so I'm going to spork some summaries.
House
Warnings: cat!House - house with cat-ears and a tail
Okay, what?
Cuddy's college sweetheart came back to her after 13 years as if he was her knight in shinning armor.
Shinning armor - not nearly as effective as shining armor.
It was a usual day in the Diagnostics Department… or was it?
You said it was a usual day. Are you lying to me, badfic author?
Warning will contain maxium amount of swearing Jamaican style.
Oh, mon, I can't take dis fic, yah. Get me some rum, mon, yah.
Chase suddenly falls seriously ill and after they find high dosages of drugs in the tox screen, all that's left to do is catch the culprit.
Because people never ever do drugs themselves. I mean, I'm not going to go do drugs after reading this...
but it smells like friendship to me.
Smells like badfic to me.
Features blue people, hair re-growth, and a man's "oozing" breasts. You know you're curious
Actually, "curious" is the LAST thing I am right now.
The devil is alive and well and living inside the body of a patient's daughter, or so House's team has been told.
And the devil isn't cat!House?
They are called in by the morgue in Miami and have to go indentify a body; will it be Wilson’s?
No. *takes off sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAHHH!
CSI
One bearded man's thong is another bearded man's invitation for an ass whippin'.
Whoa, whoa, slow down the ho train...
Ok let's pretend... its just like before except with a few twists and turns
So it's just like before... except it's NOT like before.
Something's changed about Sara, but will the others figure it out?
Last time I sporked, she was apparently a mermaid.
Little big of angst about our favorite CSI ship ever.
Hodgins/Brass?
Sara is hurt and needs to tell to someone, even if its not in person.
Skype time with Nathan Fillion!
Greg has a horrible morning, and according to Murphy's Law, it can only get worse, right?
Well, sure, with that attitude.
Can a simple job at an ice rink lead to love?
Grissom/Zamboni?
NCIS
Abby gets a new assistant. But who is she? Why is she really here? And why is Ziva acting so weird? Why am I asking you questions that I already know the answers to?
Brain damage?
wink wink nudge nudge- You get the hint?
I don't take hints. I do take bribes.
What would happen if a song prompted Tim into action?
An 80's-movie-esque training montage.
So that's what love feels like.
Usually there's more pain and a lot less of me singing the Harry Potter musical.
First Fanfic, and I'll give you a clue what it's about. Gibbs.
Ooh! Ooh! It is about... Gibbs?
Please note that this is not a crossover with NCIS LA!
... because that was definitely my first thought.
Bars, both wooden and metal. Behind one as a child, behind the other as an adult.
Gymnastics is a worthwhile, versatile, and lifelong hobby.
Bones
Is he in love with BONES?
It's a great SHOW! They show it on FOX! I watch it on Thursday NIGHTS!
My name is Maddison Joyce Booth. Most people say im blessed with the gene pool i was born into and to be honest that's true... i'm newely thirty, and life couldn't be busier...
Of course not - you've got that whole learning-to-write thing going on.
Brennan accepts a job in Canada... Booth just wants to know why.
Isn't it obvious? Free healthcare. Tim Horton's. Curling. "Corner Gas." Calling people "hosers." Need I go on?
that day he slipped and became his true self...which turned out to be A MONSTER!
They show it on FOX! I watch it on Thursday NIGHTS! Sometimes I eat a COOKIE!
Inspired by Dear John, but I never saw the movie or read the book.
Your confession sets us up for failure, badfic author.
the team is led to a small high school with a large mystery hiding within the walls.
It's the Chamber of Secrets. Oh, wait...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
willow teaches a new skill to dawn
*wink* Oh, God, I'm a terrible person.
Buffy has a new shadow. A very mysterious one who tends to save her butt . Who is he...?
Nathan Fillion.
You need a good measure of hyenas, werewolves and vampires; to that you add a dose of love, betrayal, action, bad guys. To spice it up you need a lots of AU, slash, Mpreg, a hint of blood; Oh! Don't forget the crossovers!
I think you forgot songs, crossword puzzles, a vegetable garden, and a six-toed man who falls passionately in love with Giles and speaks only Mongolian. Other than that, bravo.
Willow, Xander, Buffy, and Cordelia meet two new students from across the pond
and their names are Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood. Oh, damn, that'd be awesome. Now I really want to go write a Tara/Luna Lovegood fic... ohhh....
Everyone says that Angel and Buffy are a modernday Romeo and Juliet.
They do?
Buffy Summers gets called to St. Louis. High & Mighty Anita Blake gets in the way. Someone gets their ass kicked.
But first, seventy-five pages of "metaphysically necessary" sex!
Spike tries to cook dinner… what do you think happens?
I guess a meal is too much to hope for.
What do you do with a disabled slayer?
Build a ramp?
House
Warnings: cat!House - house with cat-ears and a tail
Okay, what?
Cuddy's college sweetheart came back to her after 13 years as if he was her knight in shinning armor.
Shinning armor - not nearly as effective as shining armor.
It was a usual day in the Diagnostics Department… or was it?
You said it was a usual day. Are you lying to me, badfic author?
Warning will contain maxium amount of swearing Jamaican style.
Oh, mon, I can't take dis fic, yah. Get me some rum, mon, yah.
Chase suddenly falls seriously ill and after they find high dosages of drugs in the tox screen, all that's left to do is catch the culprit.
Because people never ever do drugs themselves. I mean, I'm not going to go do drugs after reading this...
but it smells like friendship to me.
Smells like badfic to me.
Features blue people, hair re-growth, and a man's "oozing" breasts. You know you're curious
Actually, "curious" is the LAST thing I am right now.
The devil is alive and well and living inside the body of a patient's daughter, or so House's team has been told.
And the devil isn't cat!House?
They are called in by the morgue in Miami and have to go indentify a body; will it be Wilson’s?
No. *takes off sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAHHH!
CSI
One bearded man's thong is another bearded man's invitation for an ass whippin'.
Whoa, whoa, slow down the ho train...
Ok let's pretend... its just like before except with a few twists and turns
So it's just like before... except it's NOT like before.
Something's changed about Sara, but will the others figure it out?
Last time I sporked, she was apparently a mermaid.
Little big of angst about our favorite CSI ship ever.
Hodgins/Brass?
Sara is hurt and needs to tell to someone, even if its not in person.
Skype time with Nathan Fillion!
Greg has a horrible morning, and according to Murphy's Law, it can only get worse, right?
Well, sure, with that attitude.
Can a simple job at an ice rink lead to love?
Grissom/Zamboni?
NCIS
Abby gets a new assistant. But who is she? Why is she really here? And why is Ziva acting so weird? Why am I asking you questions that I already know the answers to?
Brain damage?
wink wink nudge nudge- You get the hint?
I don't take hints. I do take bribes.
What would happen if a song prompted Tim into action?
An 80's-movie-esque training montage.
So that's what love feels like.
Usually there's more pain and a lot less of me singing the Harry Potter musical.
First Fanfic, and I'll give you a clue what it's about. Gibbs.
Ooh! Ooh! It is about... Gibbs?
Please note that this is not a crossover with NCIS LA!
... because that was definitely my first thought.
Bars, both wooden and metal. Behind one as a child, behind the other as an adult.
Gymnastics is a worthwhile, versatile, and lifelong hobby.
Bones
Is he in love with BONES?
It's a great SHOW! They show it on FOX! I watch it on Thursday NIGHTS!
My name is Maddison Joyce Booth. Most people say im blessed with the gene pool i was born into and to be honest that's true... i'm newely thirty, and life couldn't be busier...
Of course not - you've got that whole learning-to-write thing going on.
Brennan accepts a job in Canada... Booth just wants to know why.
Isn't it obvious? Free healthcare. Tim Horton's. Curling. "Corner Gas." Calling people "hosers." Need I go on?
that day he slipped and became his true self...which turned out to be A MONSTER!
They show it on FOX! I watch it on Thursday NIGHTS! Sometimes I eat a COOKIE!
Inspired by Dear John, but I never saw the movie or read the book.
Your confession sets us up for failure, badfic author.
the team is led to a small high school with a large mystery hiding within the walls.
It's the Chamber of Secrets. Oh, wait...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
willow teaches a new skill to dawn
*wink* Oh, God, I'm a terrible person.
Buffy has a new shadow. A very mysterious one who tends to save her butt . Who is he...?
Nathan Fillion.
You need a good measure of hyenas, werewolves and vampires; to that you add a dose of love, betrayal, action, bad guys. To spice it up you need a lots of AU, slash, Mpreg, a hint of blood; Oh! Don't forget the crossovers!
I think you forgot songs, crossword puzzles, a vegetable garden, and a six-toed man who falls passionately in love with Giles and speaks only Mongolian. Other than that, bravo.
Willow, Xander, Buffy, and Cordelia meet two new students from across the pond
and their names are Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood. Oh, damn, that'd be awesome. Now I really want to go write a Tara/Luna Lovegood fic... ohhh....
Everyone says that Angel and Buffy are a modernday Romeo and Juliet.
They do?
Buffy Summers gets called to St. Louis. High & Mighty Anita Blake gets in the way. Someone gets their ass kicked.
But first, seventy-five pages of "metaphysically necessary" sex!
Spike tries to cook dinner… what do you think happens?
I guess a meal is too much to hope for.
What do you do with a disabled slayer?
Build a ramp?