No matter HOW small your fandom might be....
you can STILL find bad fic there without even trying! I had a hankering for a good M rated W-Juliet fanfic and well...I found an M rated one that made me wanna bang my head into my table until I gave myself a concussion!
Ladies and Gents, I give to you,
Love Me Ito Candy Kiss
This is about Mako & Ito,Mako thinks Ito has no clue that she's a 'HE'. Can't give it away can I? you have to read it to find out what happens. Sorry I had to rewrite this so r&r and enjoy this crazy story! XD
Take my advice and re-write it...again. And strap in folks, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.
Ito is her name and I love her she has short dark brown glossy hair and the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen , but the thing is she has no clue that I Amano Makoto is a full blown guy that is not just in love with her but madly in very in love , the love that makes your heart beat faster than a sprinting horse .
Try saying that in one breath. I dare you. And my, what a special kind of love that is! Its not real love unless your heart impersonates a race horse.
The teacher smiled at Ito but not in a nice way she said “ how was your long nap in my class I hope you make a 90 or higher on the quiz Friday!! “ she remarked sarcasticly which made Ito angry and she was about to say something until I tugged on her arm and smiled, she calmed down a little and grabbed my hand as she stormed out the room .
Someone call the cops! The question mark in that dialogue was kidnapped! err... question-napped(?) But its the middle of ....oh never mind. I should stop applyin that logic in badfics
Author Note: If you want me to write more you have to review and say " I WANT MORE!!!!!!!" LOL XD
I WANT MORE!!!!! VICODINE!
...he notice something on Ito’s face and then I turned to see what he staring at and to add to my wavering heart the whole side of Ito’s face was covered with blood and she fainted when she saw it at corner of her eye.
Wavering heart? What is this, a romance novel? And where'd that blood come from? She walk into a phantom wall or something?
“ I….I want a gl…las..ss of co..me on a o..rder of lick me like a lo..li...pop mother fucker not water!!” She then looked at me and said “ I….is that y…y..our boyfriend little blonde b..barbie doll his so sexy”
*blinks and stares at the lines with her mouth open* Is this a serious attempt at writing fanfic? Tell me its not...for the sake of my remaining brain cells tell me its not!
I just lie there nervous and yet calm by the steady beat that is Ito
I'm sorry but that...just cracks me up. Cause I got Pocahontas's 'Steady like a beating Ito Drum ' stuck in my head now *cracks up afresh*
...and her fingers clutch at my clothes and those long legs rap around my waist...
Be glad they arn't rapping around your head, then it'd be very loud
I felt like I was flouting but then I felt the same arms that were raped around me know caring me.
THAT was the line that made me howl with laughter. This is what happens when you end up head desking too much
I opened my eyes just a little to look up and I saw her brown hair flowing in the breeze like seaweed under water - just randomly floating.
I was becoming hard in my lower region and it was becoming hard to stop himself from thrusting deep into her and relief the tight bulge in his pants.
Wow. That tense change just gave me whiplash! And wait...did Ito just magically sprout a penis? *ewwwww DNW man!*
“She is sooooo cute” I thought as she just looked at me with her bright smile evident on her face;
I'm sorry but any person (girl or guy) who is smiling brightly while *checks* stroking my collar bone while I'm pretending to sleep would ring my warning bells like they ring in Notre Dame!
I watched Makoto-chan scamper to her restroom to do her thang so I just waited in silence until I heard a loud moan coming from upstairs ...
Her thang? HER THANG?! What is this? The 60's?! Though its an interesting way to express the fact that you're going to jerk off. "Hey, where you going?" "To do my thang" "Ah right....carry on."
it was a males voice and the next thing she heard from behind that door was “ mmmm…I..Ito more ..I want you…aaahhhhhnnmmm..IIIIIIITO “shouted the lusted husky voice from beyond the door
I know I'm attempting something akin to trying to get to the moon on a pogo stick when I say this but when you have someone over and you are 'doing your thang' in the bathroom, wouldnt you be QUIET rather than YELLING?
Ito dove into the closest room and found a closet, so she hides in it
OICWUDT!
As I took care of the problem hoping Ito didn't hear anything that was going on. I made my way to my room to change into my girlish clothing since Ito was hear and dosn't know i'm a guy so I have no way out to tell her my fellings and if she knew she would think i'm a pervert and clober me for all i'm worth so, as I put my clothes on I hear some movement in my room but I ignore it and continue dressing.
I'll give you 10 dollars if you can figure out WHAT THE HELL is going on in these lines.
Ito was siting at her desk in history class and guess what they are learning....come on guess... the human body!!!!! ''Ohh God!, have mercy on me..."
Mercy seems like a very good idea!
2 reviewers who liked it....*is stunned into silence*
Can I has a W-Juliet tag pwease? *big shiny puppy dog eyes*
Ladies and Gents, I give to you,
Love Me Ito Candy Kiss
This is about Mako & Ito,Mako thinks Ito has no clue that she's a 'HE'. Can't give it away can I? you have to read it to find out what happens. Sorry I had to rewrite this so r&r and enjoy this crazy story! XD
Take my advice and re-write it...again. And strap in folks, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.
Ito is her name and I love her she has short dark brown glossy hair and the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen , but the thing is she has no clue that I Amano Makoto is a full blown guy that is not just in love with her but madly in very in love , the love that makes your heart beat faster than a sprinting horse .
Try saying that in one breath. I dare you. And my, what a special kind of love that is! Its not real love unless your heart impersonates a race horse.
The teacher smiled at Ito but not in a nice way she said “ how was your long nap in my class I hope you make a 90 or higher on the quiz Friday!! “ she remarked sarcasticly which made Ito angry and she was about to say something until I tugged on her arm and smiled, she calmed down a little and grabbed my hand as she stormed out the room .
Someone call the cops! The question mark in that dialogue was kidnapped! err... question-napped(?) But its the middle of ....oh never mind. I should stop applyin that logic in badfics
Author Note: If you want me to write more you have to review and say " I WANT MORE!!!!!!!" LOL XD
I WANT MORE!!!!! VICODINE!
...he notice something on Ito’s face and then I turned to see what he staring at and to add to my wavering heart the whole side of Ito’s face was covered with blood and she fainted when she saw it at corner of her eye.
Wavering heart? What is this, a romance novel? And where'd that blood come from? She walk into a phantom wall or something?
“ I….I want a gl…las..ss of co..me on a o..rder of lick me like a lo..li...pop mother fucker not water!!” She then looked at me and said “ I….is that y…y..our boyfriend little blonde b..barbie doll his so sexy”
*blinks and stares at the lines with her mouth open* Is this a serious attempt at writing fanfic? Tell me its not...for the sake of my remaining brain cells tell me its not!
I just lie there nervous and yet calm by the steady beat that is Ito
I'm sorry but that...just cracks me up. Cause I got Pocahontas's 'Steady like a beating Ito Drum ' stuck in my head now *cracks up afresh*
...and her fingers clutch at my clothes and those long legs rap around my waist...
Be glad they arn't rapping around your head, then it'd be very loud
I felt like I was flouting but then I felt the same arms that were raped around me know caring me.
THAT was the line that made me howl with laughter. This is what happens when you end up head desking too much
I opened my eyes just a little to look up and I saw her brown hair flowing in the breeze like seaweed under water - just randomly floating.
I was becoming hard in my lower region and it was becoming hard to stop himself from thrusting deep into her and relief the tight bulge in his pants.
Wow. That tense change just gave me whiplash! And wait...did Ito just magically sprout a penis? *ewwwww DNW man!*
“She is sooooo cute” I thought as she just looked at me with her bright smile evident on her face;
I'm sorry but any person (girl or guy) who is smiling brightly while *checks* stroking my collar bone while I'm pretending to sleep would ring my warning bells like they ring in Notre Dame!
I watched Makoto-chan scamper to her restroom to do her thang so I just waited in silence until I heard a loud moan coming from upstairs ...
Her thang? HER THANG?! What is this? The 60's?! Though its an interesting way to express the fact that you're going to jerk off. "Hey, where you going?" "To do my thang" "Ah right....carry on."
it was a males voice and the next thing she heard from behind that door was “ mmmm…I..Ito more ..I want you…aaahhhhhnnmmm..IIIIIIITO “shouted the lusted husky voice from beyond the door
I know I'm attempting something akin to trying to get to the moon on a pogo stick when I say this but when you have someone over and you are 'doing your thang' in the bathroom, wouldnt you be QUIET rather than YELLING?
Ito dove into the closest room and found a closet, so she hides in it
OICWUDT!
As I took care of the problem hoping Ito didn't hear anything that was going on. I made my way to my room to change into my girlish clothing since Ito was hear and dosn't know i'm a guy so I have no way out to tell her my fellings and if she knew she would think i'm a pervert and clober me for all i'm worth so, as I put my clothes on I hear some movement in my room but I ignore it and continue dressing.
I'll give you 10 dollars if you can figure out WHAT THE HELL is going on in these lines.
Ito was siting at her desk in history class and guess what they are learning....come on guess... the human body!!!!! ''Ohh God!, have mercy on me..."
Mercy seems like a very good idea!
2 reviewers who liked it....*is stunned into silence*
Can I has a W-Juliet tag pwease? *big shiny puppy dog eyes*