and here I thought the canon characters were awful sues already...
...no, that's not enough. this person takes twilight sues to a new level. the second two are just for lulz...
sporks in bold
The Double Breed
Is it possible to be a vampire and a werewolf at the same time? NO. I don't even think Smeyer would violate that rule in her own canon. Of course. fail But how? Why? This is the story of Alex, a vampire and a werewolf. A true double Breed.
I kid you not. A SPARKLEWEREVAMP. and, I checked inside to see Alex's gender- (to know if I could also call self-insert) I couldn't tell. the whole chapter is one paragraph with absolutely no formatting, so it reads like it's being narrated by a squirrel on crack. it's hilarious.
Cancer for the Soul
I will think and dream of everything and nothing, but I will think most of all, of golden hair. AH/OOC
Alice/OOC? new OTP!
Friendz 4ever
Bella goes to college and is already a vampire when she meets the cullen family! Will Edward and Bella be together? Suck a summarys but it's really good! So please give it a chance! T for swearing and because i get paranoid!
two things: 1- with a title like that, there is no way I am ever reading your fic
2- it's-a me! Mario! I'm-a in your fandom, making up-a badfic!
I think the first one should have an eye kept on it. I looks like it's shaping up to be a badfic winner
sporks in bold
The Double Breed
Is it possible to be a vampire and a werewolf at the same time? NO. I don't even think Smeyer would violate that rule in her own canon. Of course. fail But how? Why? This is the story of Alex, a vampire and a werewolf. A true double Breed.
I kid you not. A SPARKLEWEREVAMP. and, I checked inside to see Alex's gender- (to know if I could also call self-insert) I couldn't tell. the whole chapter is one paragraph with absolutely no formatting, so it reads like it's being narrated by a squirrel on crack. it's hilarious.
Cancer for the Soul
I will think and dream of everything and nothing, but I will think most of all, of golden hair. AH/OOC
Alice/OOC? new OTP!
Friendz 4ever
Bella goes to college and is already a vampire when she meets the cullen family! Will Edward and Bella be together? Suck a summarys but it's really good! So please give it a chance! T for swearing and because i get paranoid!
two things: 1- with a title like that, there is no way I am ever reading your fic
2- it's-a me! Mario! I'm-a in your fandom, making up-a badfic!
I think the first one should have an eye kept on it. I looks like it's shaping up to be a badfic winner