Questionable summaries? In my Angel Sanctuary? Its more likely than you think!
Questionable summaries from the Angel Sanctuary section of the Pit.
Beautiful Liar
So delicious... Fergalicious
Get out of my fandom before I beat you with a stick!
Regret
Words that taste bitter in my mouth...
Badfic in my fandom.
Body Memory
Setsuna never learned to use a sword.
Is this a metaphor for sex? Oh wait...T rating. Never mind.
Lost Lamb
GOBAN: 'Aren't angels supposed to be pure' -KiraKurai- x -KuraixVarious- -REQUESTS ACCEPTED.-
Who the fuck's Goban? What kind of demon/angel name is that? 0o
Angel Who became human
This story is about how an Angel helped a sixteen year old to get out of againg and back to her family
I dare someone to spork this fic here. Its ripe for the picking.
Rules of the Heart
Girl throws clock on boy. Boy hires girl. Girl can't stand boy. Boy really wants to bang girl. Girl starts to like boy. Boy grudgingly falls in love with girl. Girl sure as hell doesn't know what goes in boys head. Boy is just trying to make sense dammit.
I'm right there with the boy trying to make sense of this craziness.
Chasing White Rabbits
Watch as Alice falls down the rabbit hole to have tea with the Mad Hatter... WARNING: yuri paring and OC Rating will go up.
Dear Author, while I appreciate metaphors as much as the next person, but be a dear and actually mention the characters involved in your story. Or I'll think that I just wandered into the wrong section of the Pit.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Angel Sanctuary Style! If you think it's lame, remember this: I ran out of ideas at "seven"
Weakest.Defense.EVER.
Rosiel Blogs
When Rosiel is convinced to use LiveJournal by Katan for therapeutic reasons , what sort of nonsense will our beloved three winged psycho spout? Have fun reading! Idea gotten from PsychDragoonX's fic A Drama King's LiveJournal
I r syrs fandom and this r syrs fic
return
i guees this is a poem for katan and rosi thats my nickname for him so deal getting back togeather in death
*gapes* Rosi?!
Transferred Realms
Emblem finds herself seaching for her alters, which were striped from her as a void takes her into their realms. What will she learn though this? What truth will she discover?
That she has a really odd name and that shes probably a Mary Sue?
Forgotten Memories of Yazuki Fall
...:
And second place for the Most Apathetic Summary goes to this fic right here!
Blaque Illusions
I dunno, just read it. Short Story.
No thank you.
Tropophobia
An attempt to get inside Alexiel's head pre-rebellion against God. Aha. Ha. Ha.
This sounds like a decent idea to me if done well but that creepy laughter at the end has me backing away
The alternative story
what if Alexiel's reincarnation wasn't Setsuna Mudo? What if it was a girl? a girl by the name of Mikan Amano? can she survive the hellish world of Angel Sanctuary? RosielOC
Three words. Oh.Hell.NO!
My Angel
It's a oneshot.
I would never have been able to guess. Not even by the Chapters:1 text written beneath the summary. Nope. Not me.
Cold Comfort
Summary? Please, I couldn't possibly. Let's just say this pairs Setsuna and Rosiel, in the most ambivalent and least angsty way possible. ...I think.
Sporking? Please, I couldn't possibly. Let's just say that this summary greatly amused me, in the most odd and least humorous way possible. ...I think.
Abyss
Setsuna didn't understand.
Quadratic equations? the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility? How to calculate present value of a mortgage? What exactly can't he understand?
Faith the baby angel
This has nothing to do with angel sanctuary but i didnt want to just leave this story out so yeah .pls read and plspls pls write reviews you dont have to bother writing any ways just if you can.
Then whats it doing in my fandom!? This is what livejournal is for.
bonded by evil
Warnings are still, swearing and gore, not that much. And I finally noticed I had a mistake in my title, so no longer bounded, but bonded.
Kudos to the author for picking out a typo in their fic title. But whats up with that first sentence?
Second Heart
Lucifer speaks to Michael not really he's just talking out loudin a poem.
Lucifer? Reciting a poem? *picks up her cell* Hello, is this the Fight-Against-OOCness! hotline? I'd like to report an OOC sighting in the Angel Sanctuary fandom.
The Redred World
[KiraKatou] Shaking, he bent down a little and kissed Kira’s once redred lips, now a pale pink.
Kira used to wear lipstick?
Edge of Heaven
Before the second war in heaven, Raphael and Rociel investigate a haunted house on Assiah.
Yeah like they don't have other things to do. What the hell are the candidates for?
Sin
This is a oneshot poem...About the night of Setsuna and Sara's lover making.
Now that's an interesting typo. Making me imagine all sorts of crazy things. XD
Night Goddess
This is a great story
Show of hands who'd pass on this fic?
Where are you mystic
This is my story
As in, a story about you or a story written by you?
Rosiels Respect
This is Rosiel pleading with someone using Aretha Franklins song Respect. Please RR.
GYAH! NO just freaking NO!
AS goes disney
Next song. It's from Treasure Planet. I'm don't have any ideas for main characters at the moment... but I'm trying my best to find songs.
. . . . S'cuse me *runs away screaming*
Addict
Sometimes you wonder whats a worse addiction...
Going out and voluntarily searching for badfics and questionable summaries.
My Release
There is always reasons why someone does something to release their constant pain... Another Raphael fic.
I think I've read too many of the entries on weepingcock because I'm thinking this is yet another metaphor for an orgasm
Beautiful Liar
So delicious... Fergalicious
Get out of my fandom before I beat you with a stick!
Regret
Words that taste bitter in my mouth...
Badfic in my fandom.
Body Memory
Setsuna never learned to use a sword.
Is this a metaphor for sex? Oh wait...T rating. Never mind.
Lost Lamb
GOBAN: 'Aren't angels supposed to be pure' -KiraKurai- x -KuraixVarious- -REQUESTS ACCEPTED.-
Who the fuck's Goban? What kind of demon/angel name is that? 0o
Angel Who became human
This story is about how an Angel helped a sixteen year old to get out of againg and back to her family
I dare someone to spork this fic here. Its ripe for the picking.
Rules of the Heart
Girl throws clock on boy. Boy hires girl. Girl can't stand boy. Boy really wants to bang girl. Girl starts to like boy. Boy grudgingly falls in love with girl. Girl sure as hell doesn't know what goes in boys head. Boy is just trying to make sense dammit.
I'm right there with the boy trying to make sense of this craziness.
Chasing White Rabbits
Watch as Alice falls down the rabbit hole to have tea with the Mad Hatter... WARNING: yuri paring and OC Rating will go up.
Dear Author, while I appreciate metaphors as much as the next person, but be a dear and actually mention the characters involved in your story. Or I'll think that I just wandered into the wrong section of the Pit.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Angel Sanctuary Style! If you think it's lame, remember this: I ran out of ideas at "seven"
Weakest.Defense.EVER.
Rosiel Blogs
When Rosiel is convinced to use LiveJournal by Katan for therapeutic reasons , what sort of nonsense will our beloved three winged psycho spout? Have fun reading! Idea gotten from PsychDragoonX's fic A Drama King's LiveJournal
I r syrs fandom and this r syrs fic
return
i guees this is a poem for katan and rosi thats my nickname for him so deal getting back togeather in death
*gapes* Rosi?!
Transferred Realms
Emblem finds herself seaching for her alters, which were striped from her as a void takes her into their realms. What will she learn though this? What truth will she discover?
That she has a really odd name and that shes probably a Mary Sue?
Forgotten Memories of Yazuki Fall
...:
And second place for the Most Apathetic Summary goes to this fic right here!
Blaque Illusions
I dunno, just read it. Short Story.
No thank you.
Tropophobia
An attempt to get inside Alexiel's head pre-rebellion against God. Aha. Ha. Ha.
This sounds like a decent idea to me if done well but that creepy laughter at the end has me backing away
The alternative story
what if Alexiel's reincarnation wasn't Setsuna Mudo? What if it was a girl? a girl by the name of Mikan Amano? can she survive the hellish world of Angel Sanctuary? RosielOC
Three words. Oh.Hell.NO!
My Angel
It's a oneshot.
I would never have been able to guess. Not even by the Chapters:1 text written beneath the summary. Nope. Not me.
Cold Comfort
Summary? Please, I couldn't possibly. Let's just say this pairs Setsuna and Rosiel, in the most ambivalent and least angsty way possible. ...I think.
Sporking? Please, I couldn't possibly. Let's just say that this summary greatly amused me, in the most odd and least humorous way possible. ...I think.
Abyss
Setsuna didn't understand.
Quadratic equations? the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility? How to calculate present value of a mortgage? What exactly can't he understand?
Faith the baby angel
This has nothing to do with angel sanctuary but i didnt want to just leave this story out so yeah .pls read and plspls pls write reviews you dont have to bother writing any ways just if you can.
Then whats it doing in my fandom!? This is what livejournal is for.
bonded by evil
Warnings are still, swearing and gore, not that much. And I finally noticed I had a mistake in my title, so no longer bounded, but bonded.
Kudos to the author for picking out a typo in their fic title. But whats up with that first sentence?
Second Heart
Lucifer speaks to Michael not really he's just talking out loudin a poem.
Lucifer? Reciting a poem? *picks up her cell* Hello, is this the Fight-Against-OOCness! hotline? I'd like to report an OOC sighting in the Angel Sanctuary fandom.
The Redred World
[KiraKatou] Shaking, he bent down a little and kissed Kira’s once redred lips, now a pale pink.
Kira used to wear lipstick?
Edge of Heaven
Before the second war in heaven, Raphael and Rociel investigate a haunted house on Assiah.
Yeah like they don't have other things to do. What the hell are the candidates for?
Sin
This is a oneshot poem...About the night of Setsuna and Sara's lover making.
Now that's an interesting typo. Making me imagine all sorts of crazy things. XD
Night Goddess
This is a great story
Show of hands who'd pass on this fic?
Where are you mystic
This is my story
As in, a story about you or a story written by you?
Rosiels Respect
This is Rosiel pleading with someone using Aretha Franklins song Respect. Please RR.
GYAH! NO just freaking NO!
AS goes disney
Next song. It's from Treasure Planet. I'm don't have any ideas for main characters at the moment... but I'm trying my best to find songs.
. . . . S'cuse me *runs away screaming*
Addict
Sometimes you wonder whats a worse addiction...
Going out and voluntarily searching for badfics and questionable summaries.
My Release
There is always reasons why someone does something to release their constant pain... Another Raphael fic.
I think I've read too many of the entries on weepingcock because I'm thinking this is yet another metaphor for an orgasm