I found
this gem when I word searched for Mary Sue. It has a promising summary:
just random shananigans of some poeple yesthere are 'mary sues' but there cool so give it a chance mattxOC melloxOC
I can't wait.
It starts with descriptions of the 'cool' Mary Sues:
Name: verrukt
Alias: phantom
Nationality: somewhere in Germany
This is already bad. Also, wouldn't her nationality be 'German'..?
Name: tenshi
Alias: angel
Nationality: france
France is a country, not a nationality.
random: scar under left eye from stepmother which she has learned to cover with makeup, has a crush on mello, obsessed with sweets she gets sick without them and she gets sick from eating fruit
How healthy of her... Yet I bet she isn't as fat as she should logically be.
Then runs straight into the fic. I skipped a few sentences at the beginning; Sue#1 has fallen over.
I felt someone pick me up by my arms. I fell into the arms of my ‘saviour’ from the evil floor and electrical cord. It was matt, which I was happy about.
“quit saving people and GO” yelled mello
“maaaatt… my head hurts” I said “wait were are you going?”
Hooray for whiny!Sue.
Im skipping this bit cause nothing interesting happenes
You should have skipped the whole thing.
Jumping ahead, she gets in a fight with Mello, and Matt comes to the rescue.
“if you wanna keep your manhood” I said “ I suggest you back off” I said calmly and about that time matt walked in I turned to the side and kicked mello in the stomach while his guard was down and he fell on his ass
“OWNED” I yelled putting my arms in the air as matt fell to the ground laughing.
I'm sure Matt would love watching you beat up his best and only friend. Plus you could totally take Mello. On another note, where are their teachers or guardians to end this madness?
I decided to make my way back to my bedroom, but on my way past matty’s room I saw lights from under the door so I decided to invite myself in
No full stop at end of paragraph! -Heartattack- We all know where this is going, anyway.
“guten morgan, mein leibe(good morning my love for all you German deficient’s)” I said
How would you like your irony served today? Freetranslation tells me she actually said 'good morgan, my body'. Not to mention it's night.
Skip, skip. They fall asleep on each other and Sue wakes up.
I saw matt had finally fallen asleep and was drooling into my hair
“eeww” I said and picked him up (yes I’m that good) and dropped him onto his bed.
Do we all know where this is going..?
I walked into the loungeroom
“nothing to do here” I mumbled…
We were wrong.
Was it painful for you too..?