Ginormica, meet Seras Victoria. (Hellsing, Monsters Vs. Aliens)
Kaylee and I watched Monsters vs. Aliens today, and this, apparently, is the result.
Title: Two Girl Monsters Turn Into Good Friends. (This was written by a kid, btw)
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"Sir Integra a giant woman is swimming to england!!!" Walter exclamed. "From America!!!"
All those exclamation marks make me think more of a puppy than a 70-year-old butler.
Integra was pretty confused by this. "But the ocean is huge. She will drown."
"No, she is almost 50 feet long." Walter said, in American measures because a lot of Americans watch Hellsing.
Or because they actually use feet in England and the authoress is confused by metric? Just a hunch.
"Yes. She is a monster from America." Walter said. "She saved America from aliens one time."
We get it. She's American.
"Okay, she is probably not bad then." Integra said. "Why is she coming to England."
"I don't know Sir INtegra." Walter said. "I already told Seras to go to the beach to say hello to her when she gets here."
"Walter that is my job!!!" Integra yelled.
"Well were you going to tell her something different." Walter asked.
"No actually I was going to tell her to go to the beach to say hello to her." Integra replied.
"Okay so is there a problem."
"No I guess not. Goodbye Walter."
OOC!Intrega and Walter are OOC?
Walter left the room and Seras left the house. Alucard drived her to the beach in a car. I believe the car was red like Alucard and very shiny and new. Alucard made the car. Seras liked riding in Alucard's car. Anyways they got to the beach and saw Ginormica swimming in.
Apparently Alucard and Seras weren't Mary Sue's enough as it was and needed a shiny red car. Fuck, why did I ever let her read snippets of Twilight with me? -_-
"Hello!" Seras yelled loudly. "Are you the 50 foot woman."
How many 50ft. women do they get wading in to the beach?
"Top secret business." Susan said. "Why are you in England."
"I live here." Seras said. "And I work for hellsing. That is a place that kills vampires."
"Oh well i am here to kill vampires."
"Oh well then come with me just dont step on any people ok???"
"Ok." Susan said. "I will come with you and not step on any people. I am pretty good at that."
lol?
In case you missed it, the authoress is 8. But I do think she's improving a little? At any rate, I hope it actually gets a plot soon.
Title: Two Girl Monsters Turn Into Good Friends. (This was written by a kid, btw)
o0o
"Sir Integra a giant woman is swimming to england!!!" Walter exclamed. "From America!!!"
All those exclamation marks make me think more of a puppy than a 70-year-old butler.
Integra was pretty confused by this. "But the ocean is huge. She will drown."
"No, she is almost 50 feet long." Walter said, in American measures because a lot of Americans watch Hellsing.
Or because they actually use feet in England and the authoress is confused by metric? Just a hunch.
"Yes. She is a monster from America." Walter said. "She saved America from aliens one time."
We get it. She's American.
"Okay, she is probably not bad then." Integra said. "Why is she coming to England."
"I don't know Sir INtegra." Walter said. "I already told Seras to go to the beach to say hello to her when she gets here."
"Walter that is my job!!!" Integra yelled.
"Well were you going to tell her something different." Walter asked.
"No actually I was going to tell her to go to the beach to say hello to her." Integra replied.
"Okay so is there a problem."
"No I guess not. Goodbye Walter."
OOC!Intrega and Walter are OOC?
Walter left the room and Seras left the house. Alucard drived her to the beach in a car. I believe the car was red like Alucard and very shiny and new. Alucard made the car. Seras liked riding in Alucard's car. Anyways they got to the beach and saw Ginormica swimming in.
Apparently Alucard and Seras weren't Mary Sue's enough as it was and needed a shiny red car. Fuck, why did I ever let her read snippets of Twilight with me? -_-
"Hello!" Seras yelled loudly. "Are you the 50 foot woman."
How many 50ft. women do they get wading in to the beach?
"Top secret business." Susan said. "Why are you in England."
"I live here." Seras said. "And I work for hellsing. That is a place that kills vampires."
"Oh well i am here to kill vampires."
"Oh well then come with me just dont step on any people ok???"
"Ok." Susan said. "I will come with you and not step on any people. I am pretty good at that."
lol?
In case you missed it, the authoress is 8. But I do think she's improving a little? At any rate, I hope it actually gets a plot soon.