"sensual" summaries

[memorysdaughter]

As we all know, badfic can be an assault on the senses. So here are some summaries that celebrate that abuse... in the best way possible, of course. Bolded in some places for emphasis.

Nothing better than a "Buffy" quote to get started:

"Some things I can just smell, it's like a sixth sense."

Comments

[pathology_doc]

She smelled like Mangos and Sex

What? Not sex and candy? I'm disappointed.

[memorysdaughter]

Maybe she was trying to be more organic... healthier?

[pathology_doc]

I'm led to believe that the exertions of the former will burn off the calories from the latter (taken in moderate amounts). Conclusion: the more sex you have, the more candy you can eat...

[memorysdaughter]

Or maybe this person is diabetic and can't have candy... or they're on a diet...

[pathology_doc]

LOL. Okay, now you're just being pedantic. ;)