Evil death violent mush angst torture fest, normalcy as it can. Emo salient dingleberry french toast potato Kyle MacLachlan... hey, this is kind of fun.
Okay so Leia is sad about Alderaan and Chewie and her have a heartfelt conversation. "Walking Carpet Guy, I'm sad about Alderaan. I used to live there, you know." "UURUURUUAAAA." "I have no idea what you just said, but I think I feel better now."
This is what a win looks like.
luke gets lessons about a lightsaber from Darth Vader "Son, there comes a time when a man gets... urges..."
"And this is what it feels like when you get your hand chopped off!" *le slice*
I can understand having a twisted lesson on how to use your weapon while you're in the middle of an actual battle, but that summary sounds way off.
After defeating Luke on Bespin, Darth Vader collects his former lightsaber and reflects upon his life Perhaps that disembodied hand of your son that's attached to it is an indication you went wrong somewhere?
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Evil death violent mush angst torture fest, normalcy as it can.
Emo salient dingleberry french toast potato Kyle MacLachlan... hey, this is kind of fun.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom!
(Thanks, REM!)
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That's awesome. XD
And yeah, that fic...wow. I think my brain just exploded out my ears. 0.0. The sporking was funny, though! :D
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That's awesome. XD
*bows*
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"Walking Carpet Guy, I'm sad about Alderaan. I used to live there, you know."
"UURUURUUAAAA."
"I have no idea what you just said, but I think I feel better now."
This is what a win looks like.
luke gets lessons about a lightsaber from Darth Vader
"Son, there comes a time when a man gets... urges..."
"And this is what it feels like when you get your hand chopped off!" *le slice*
I can understand having a twisted lesson on how to use your weapon while you're in the middle of an actual battle, but that summary sounds way off.
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Win. :)
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Fish and chips with extra mushy peas?
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Perhaps that disembodied hand of your son that's attached to it is an indication you went wrong somewhere?
Oh geez I laughed so hard.
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