Cybermen gonna cyberhate
So I was reading an okay Torchwood fic until I got to this:
Lisa was so beautiful… she was human, as if Cannery Warf had never happened. (emphasis mine)
Well, she was stuffed into a metal contraption that was more bikini-like than can-like, so maybe if you squint?
I then proceded to find a non-Harry Potter fic titled "My Immortal", so I decided to do a title search for "My Immortal". There were over 1000 fics. All in favor of that title being retired from the fandom world...? (IDK, maybe like Jackie Robinson's number was from baseball, to preserve the ~legend~) It was wonderful. Needless to say, the titles are all "My Immortal". Sporks in bold.
Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
"These wounds won't seem to heal/ This pain is just too real/ There's just too much that time cannot erase." *tissue warning*
Wow. That was so informative I'm already in tears of laughter.
Buffy's thoughts on her love for Angel. Please review.
DROWNING IN MY SKINNNNN/ THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAAAAAL... Oh wait, wrong song, sorry.
Sailor Moon
Usagi has had it with Mamoru and decides to do something about it. ( i still Suk @ summaries...)
I've had it with these motherfucking villains brainwashing my motherfucking boyfriend! Actually, why is "suk" capitalized but "I" isn't?
Doctor Who
Songfic, set to My Immortal by Evanescence, the Doctor broods and the TARDIS begins to play the perfect brooding song. Slight RoseDoctor
The Tardis has a wonderful sense of humor, apparently.
Twilight
"My Immortal," by Evanescence. Set during Bella's "Zombie" period.
Is that like Picasso's blue and pink periods? Except instead of painting in specific colors she... ate brains. Or painted moving apocalyptic murals. IDEK. Zombies: making everything (more) awesome since forever.
New Moon. This is an intense songfic for Bella and Edward's feeling in New Moon - based on the song MY IMMORTAL by EVANESCENCE.
Because their feeling are just SO INTENSE, and their love is SO PURE~
50 years after Victoria kills Bella, the Cullens come back to Forks. This time around, Edward finds himself falling for a human girl with a dark life. Can he save her before it's to late? FIRST FANFICTION!
And here I thought it wasn't possible to write Twilight with more of a Mary Sue than Bella and Reneesme.
Bella is Rosalie's cousin. She is Aro's adopted daughter. Her birth father is Charlie. She finds him & Moves to Forks, where he gladly accepts his daughter. She enrolls in school... & falls for a gorgeous vampire Edward , who helps her find true love.
And of course the internet proves me wrong yet again
Aro comes to check on the Cullen's and their new gifts but stumbles across Bella Swan and gives her a choice her life or her... well, LEMONS!
Because clearly when life give you vampires, you make lemonade.
Naruto
A simple songfic talking about Kakashi and how he deals with the pain that Rin's gone. Plus my version of what happened..KakashixRin. Rated T for swearing and character death.
Would this be "bread, eggs, milk, squick" or "arson, murder and jaywalking"?
Sasuke and Sakura hurt their friend in the worst way possible. Sasusaku, Narusaku, and implied Sasunaru.
By making him read the original "My Immortal"?
I think I'll stop now.
Lisa was so beautiful… she was human, as if Cannery Warf had never happened. (emphasis mine)
Well, she was stuffed into a metal contraption that was more bikini-like than can-like, so maybe if you squint?
I then proceded to find a non-Harry Potter fic titled "My Immortal", so I decided to do a title search for "My Immortal". There were over 1000 fics. All in favor of that title being retired from the fandom world...? (IDK, maybe like Jackie Robinson's number was from baseball, to preserve the ~legend~) It was wonderful. Needless to say, the titles are all "My Immortal". Sporks in bold.
Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
"These wounds won't seem to heal/ This pain is just too real/ There's just too much that time cannot erase." *tissue warning*
Wow. That was so informative I'm already in tears of laughter.
Buffy's thoughts on her love for Angel. Please review.
DROWNING IN MY SKINNNNN/ THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAAAAAL... Oh wait, wrong song, sorry.
Sailor Moon
Usagi has had it with Mamoru and decides to do something about it. ( i still Suk @ summaries...)
I've had it with these motherfucking villains brainwashing my motherfucking boyfriend! Actually, why is "suk" capitalized but "I" isn't?
Doctor Who
Songfic, set to My Immortal by Evanescence, the Doctor broods and the TARDIS begins to play the perfect brooding song. Slight RoseDoctor
The Tardis has a wonderful sense of humor, apparently.
Twilight
"My Immortal," by Evanescence. Set during Bella's "Zombie" period.
Is that like Picasso's blue and pink periods? Except instead of painting in specific colors she... ate brains. Or painted moving apocalyptic murals. IDEK. Zombies: making everything (more) awesome since forever.
New Moon. This is an intense songfic for Bella and Edward's feeling in New Moon - based on the song MY IMMORTAL by EVANESCENCE.
Because their feeling are just SO INTENSE, and their love is SO PURE~
50 years after Victoria kills Bella, the Cullens come back to Forks. This time around, Edward finds himself falling for a human girl with a dark life. Can he save her before it's to late? FIRST FANFICTION!
And here I thought it wasn't possible to write Twilight with more of a Mary Sue than Bella and Reneesme.
Bella is Rosalie's cousin. She is Aro's adopted daughter. Her birth father is Charlie. She finds him & Moves to Forks, where he gladly accepts his daughter. She enrolls in school... & falls for a gorgeous vampire Edward , who helps her find true love.
And of course the internet proves me wrong yet again
Aro comes to check on the Cullen's and their new gifts but stumbles across Bella Swan and gives her a choice her life or her... well, LEMONS!
Because clearly when life give you vampires, you make lemonade.
Naruto
A simple songfic talking about Kakashi and how he deals with the pain that Rin's gone. Plus my version of what happened..KakashixRin. Rated T for swearing and character death.
Would this be "bread, eggs, milk, squick" or "arson, murder and jaywalking"?
Sasuke and Sakura hurt their friend in the worst way possible. Sasusaku, Narusaku, and implied Sasunaru.
By making him read the original "My Immortal"?
I think I'll stop now.