Crawl Into My Skin [house, ncis]
I'm killing time waiting for my sister, so I thought I'd spork.
House
My first story rewritten! - A woman with House? Who is and what is she doing with him? -
I don’t think rewriting this was a good idea. In fact, this story is not a good idea. A woman with House? Are you sure? Could it be a shapeshifter, or a transvestite? Is “Who is” an existential question? And what is she/he/it doing with him? Covering him with gravy? Tying him up with scotch tape? Using him as a sandblaster?
Cuddy surveys her territory while he sleeps.
Obviously, the surveyor she hired fell asleep, and now she has to do it herself. What a drag.
NCIS
She wouldn't sleep. All those hours in that camp and she wouldn't sleep. So neither would he. Then she tried to crawl into his skin she was so frantic to get close to him. Her whimpering evened out, her tears dried, and she slept. So he did too.
He wasn’t going to get any sleep if she couldn’t, damn it! But crawling into his skin was really messy, and he kept slapping her away, saying, “Shit! That hurts! Get a blanket, bitch!” She got a level for her whimpering and straightened it. He fell asleep, but the next day he needed a lot of bandages and a separate tent.
Tims sister is Kidnapped and his past comes back to get revenge, but NCIS think hes on holiday and there is no one he can turn to please review
The past can be a real motherfucker, especially if it has a grudge. And a machete. Oh, and apostrophes are a beautiful thing.
House
My first story rewritten! - A woman with House? Who is and what is she doing with him? -
I don’t think rewriting this was a good idea. In fact, this story is not a good idea. A woman with House? Are you sure? Could it be a shapeshifter, or a transvestite? Is “Who is” an existential question? And what is she/he/it doing with him? Covering him with gravy? Tying him up with scotch tape? Using him as a sandblaster?
Cuddy surveys her territory while he sleeps.
Obviously, the surveyor she hired fell asleep, and now she has to do it herself. What a drag.
NCIS
She wouldn't sleep. All those hours in that camp and she wouldn't sleep. So neither would he. Then she tried to crawl into his skin she was so frantic to get close to him. Her whimpering evened out, her tears dried, and she slept. So he did too.
He wasn’t going to get any sleep if she couldn’t, damn it! But crawling into his skin was really messy, and he kept slapping her away, saying, “Shit! That hurts! Get a blanket, bitch!” She got a level for her whimpering and straightened it. He fell asleep, but the next day he needed a lot of bandages and a separate tent.
Tims sister is Kidnapped and his past comes back to get revenge, but NCIS think hes on holiday and there is no one he can turn to please review
The past can be a real motherfucker, especially if it has a grudge. And a machete. Oh, and apostrophes are a beautiful thing.