Now here's a tale for all the fellas
I'm pretty sure Sailor Moon has been crossover-ed with nearly every fandom in existence. It even had a crossover section before the rest of the Pit did. And if you're looking for badfic, you can't go wrong with a Sailor Moon crossover. I found some pretty..interesting ones, but Sailor Moon Z takes the cake in WFTery. It's labeled as Sailor Moon/Sonic the Hedgehog, but a whole slew of fandoms are also randomly inserted with no explanation.
The basic premise is that the Chaos Emeralds are hidden in Sailor Moon's world, and Metal Sonic is trying to collect them so he can rule the world and stuff like that, I'm sure. But the story gets less coherent as it goes on, so I'm not even going to bother with the plot. Most of these lines don't make any more sense in context anyway. But if it helps for this first one, Serena and Rei are fighting.
Rei: Stop whining meatball head
Then Rei and Serena got into their famous tongue battles.
...um.
Trista: I have sensed a new enemy in our world.
Hotaru: He is strong. Very strong. His power level is higher than I imagined.
Perhaps even over the numerical amount of nine thousand?
Hotaru: He's even more powerful than any of the enemies we have fought before.
Really? Metal Sonic? Really?
Serena: Look more robots! Scouts, lets bust a move!
If you want it, you got it, baaaaby~
Moon Crisis power…
Mercury star power…
Mars star power…
Jupiter star power…
Why can't you just say "they transformed"?
As the scouts and Tuxedo mask made their way to down town they found that the town was in ruins. There were citizens dead everywhere you looked, and there were pools of blood everywhere.
Thanks to a character from games rated E10 at most.
?: We have power!
?: We kick $$
?: We are too fly
?: We wear fashionable cloths
?: We eat Doughnuts!
?: We are…The Axem Rangers X!
And that just happened.
Eternal Sailor moon: Scouts Bust-a-move!
Look, I really don't remember that being her catch-phrase.
Sonic: Ok lets bust-a-move!
Is there some DDR tournament going on that I don't know about?
(Team fortress 2 music plays)
Sonic: Thanks guys. I own you one.
Sailor Saturn: Sure thing. So how will we find the emeralds?
Medic: I believe I can help with that.
Yeah, he just literally comes out of nowhere. He gives them a radar that will track the Chaos Emeralds, which gets stolen in the very next sentence, but it's okay, because later on he makes them a new radar that tracks the old radar! : D
"Minako wait," said Darien, "take this with you"
It was a 1-up he gave to her.
WhatisthisIdon'teven--
"Wow this place beautiful," said Sailor moon.
"Yes it is. This is the home of the yoshi's," said Medic.
Oh...wait, what?
The giant yoshi gave signal for the other yoshi's to attack. Sailor Moon then attacked the green and yellow yoshi near her. Sonic turned into a spin ball with Sailor Pluto knocking him into three yoshi's at a time.
"You know what this anime needs? It needs a Yoshi battle. With robots. And hedgehogs. And robotic hedgehogs. And it will be the best thing ever."
"Sailor Mercury, why do you side with these lowlifes?"
"They are my friends Chief Yoshiro," said Mercury, "and I assure you they are not evil."
Luckily, Sailor Mercury has connections.
"Hmmm….Ok I believe you," said Yoshiro.
Such deliberation!
"Please come this way. We have to show you something."
The group followed Yoshiro and his yoshi's to a meadow of yoshis working.
"What happened to them?" asked Sailor Venus
They got jobs in this economy?!
"How are you all alive?" said Sailor Mercury.
"Lets just say….a gentleman by the name of….Majin Buu revived us and queen beryl too," said Neflite.
Okay, sure. Why not throw Santa Claus into the mix while you're at it?
"Scouts…BUST-A-MOVE!" said Sailor moon and the teams rushed at eachother.
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The basic premise is that the Chaos Emeralds are hidden in Sailor Moon's world, and Metal Sonic is trying to collect them so he can rule the world and stuff like that, I'm sure. But the story gets less coherent as it goes on, so I'm not even going to bother with the plot. Most of these lines don't make any more sense in context anyway. But if it helps for this first one, Serena and Rei are fighting.
Rei: Stop whining meatball head
Then Rei and Serena got into their famous tongue battles.
...um.
Trista: I have sensed a new enemy in our world.
Hotaru: He is strong. Very strong. His power level is higher than I imagined.
Perhaps even over the numerical amount of nine thousand?
Hotaru: He's even more powerful than any of the enemies we have fought before.
Really? Metal Sonic? Really?
Serena: Look more robots! Scouts, lets bust a move!
If you want it, you got it, baaaaby~
Moon Crisis power…
Mercury star power…
Mars star power…
Jupiter star power…
Why can't you just say "they transformed"?
As the scouts and Tuxedo mask made their way to down town they found that the town was in ruins. There were citizens dead everywhere you looked, and there were pools of blood everywhere.
Thanks to a character from games rated E10 at most.
?: We have power!
?: We kick $$
?: We are too fly
?: We wear fashionable cloths
?: We eat Doughnuts!
?: We are…The Axem Rangers X!
And that just happened.
Eternal Sailor moon: Scouts Bust-a-move!
Look, I really don't remember that being her catch-phrase.
Sonic: Ok lets bust-a-move!
Is there some DDR tournament going on that I don't know about?
(Team fortress 2 music plays)
Sonic: Thanks guys. I own you one.
Sailor Saturn: Sure thing. So how will we find the emeralds?
Medic: I believe I can help with that.
Yeah, he just literally comes out of nowhere. He gives them a radar that will track the Chaos Emeralds, which gets stolen in the very next sentence, but it's okay, because later on he makes them a new radar that tracks the old radar! : D
"Minako wait," said Darien, "take this with you"
It was a 1-up he gave to her.
WhatisthisIdon'teven--
"Wow this place beautiful," said Sailor moon.
"Yes it is. This is the home of the yoshi's," said Medic.
Oh...wait, what?
The giant yoshi gave signal for the other yoshi's to attack. Sailor Moon then attacked the green and yellow yoshi near her. Sonic turned into a spin ball with Sailor Pluto knocking him into three yoshi's at a time.
"You know what this anime needs? It needs a Yoshi battle. With robots. And hedgehogs. And robotic hedgehogs. And it will be the best thing ever."
"Sailor Mercury, why do you side with these lowlifes?"
"They are my friends Chief Yoshiro," said Mercury, "and I assure you they are not evil."
Luckily, Sailor Mercury has connections.
"Hmmm….Ok I believe you," said Yoshiro.
Such deliberation!
"Please come this way. We have to show you something."
The group followed Yoshiro and his yoshi's to a meadow of yoshis working.
"What happened to them?" asked Sailor Venus
They got jobs in this economy?!
"How are you all alive?" said Sailor Mercury.
"Lets just say….a gentleman by the name of….Majin Buu revived us and queen beryl too," said Neflite.
Okay, sure. Why not throw Santa Claus into the mix while you're at it?
"Scouts…BUST-A-MOVE!" said Sailor moon and the teams rushed at eachother.
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