Happy Valentines Day~
In honor of Valentines Day, it only makes sense to make a Valentines day related search! So I bring you strange summaries from the Anime section of the Pit! Sporking in bold.
In which, sex is not the focus.
Oh thank GOD! Cause I want all my Valentines Day related stories to be focused on just the bad sex.
Their first Valentine's together. What, Ritsuka wondered, would happen?
Sex. Lots of it.
Kagome used to care about Valentine's Day [Shortshort]
But now she doesn't care about this capitalist holiday
What do the girls get for Valentines Day?
Cooties? iPhones? Chocolates? STD's?
a very wierd valentines day
...very wierd indeed.
Near and Mello, compete to become the Valentine of a certain Person.
Nathan Fillion? Chuck Norris!
Roy misses Ed's Valentine. Oneshot.
Did Ed shoot the valentine out of a canon or something that Roy missed it? Did it have an expiry date or something? w. t. f
poem ur choice
I choice to pass dis up.
43 Valentine's Day
*vainly attempts to make some sense of the summary...gives up*
Where is the love?
It got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and is currently sailing away in space next to Haley's Comet
Valentines day, and what is the most perfect valentine to give but one’s love?
So much for flowers and chocolates huh?
It s Valentine s Day! Yay!
*Deadpan* wooot
One-shot about a nervous Renji surprising his Taichou with a gift on Valentine's Day. How will the noble react?
Byakuya: "Bankai."
An Aizen x orihime fic Aizen and Orihime on Valentines day. OOC Enjoy
*double takes so hard she gets whiplash* I BEG YER WUT? THIS we MUST look into.
"do I really haft to wear this"? Orihime asked.
Do I really haft to read this? Oh what am I saying, course I haft to XD
She was wearing a bright red dress that just went pass her knees,with a puffy red bow on her stomach, and heart designs all along the dress. She also had her hair back in a red bow to match the dress. "I know its valentines in all, but really this, what ever happened to roses and chocolates, wait do you even eat"?
Wow now that's....a monster of a dress O____________O Nice fashion sense Aizen....
Ulquiorra let out his hand for her to take it.
*tilts her head to the side and squints* Ulqui's hand is Thing from the Adams Family?
Orihime slowly walked in hoping for some random thing to happen so she wouldn't haft to go in looking like this.
Like what? a bucket of paint to fall on your head? Then again, I agree with the girl. I wouldnt be caught DEAD in THAT dress either.
Sadly nothing happened and the large door closed behind her with a creek echoing around the room.
A creek echoing around the room. With the lovely soft sounds of rustic wildlife accompanying the gentle water sounds of the creek :P
And this time instead of her walking to the table while he sat there, he got out of his chair and let out a loving hand out for her to take. "you look beautiful" he said quietly. She blushed before taking it.
Oh the cheese, its killing me!
He led her to the table that had a beautiful red table cloth with frilly edges,there was red and white flower petals all over the table, 2 lit candles in the middle, and the fire place was lit, wait when was there a fire place in here?
About the same time when Aizen thought he had a good sense of women's fashion and Orihime had a GPS system installed inside her head.
They had an amazing feast together so many different foods.
That sounds more like bad poetry than an opening line to a paragraph.
It stuffed them both up.
Yeah...like Dahl poetry O____O
He looked up at her, her down at him. He spoke words that she will never forget.
"will you be my valentines".
...contrary to popular belief, Orihime is not mentally 6 so yeah. THAT was the STUPIDEST thing I've read IN AGES.
Aihime is my fav couple. I wanted Aizen to have a more nice, loving, romantic, side.
...I stand corrected. THAT ^ was THE PENULTIMATE stupidest thing I've read in ages. AIZEN? NICE? Loving? ROMANTIC? AIZEN?!
In which, sex is not the focus.
Oh thank GOD! Cause I want all my Valentines Day related stories to be focused on just the bad sex.
Their first Valentine's together. What, Ritsuka wondered, would happen?
Sex. Lots of it.
Kagome used to care about Valentine's Day [Shortshort]
But now she doesn't care about this capitalist holiday
What do the girls get for Valentines Day?
Cooties? iPhones? Chocolates? STD's?
a very wierd valentines day
...very wierd indeed.
Near and Mello, compete to become the Valentine of a certain Person.
Nathan Fillion? Chuck Norris!
Roy misses Ed's Valentine. Oneshot.
Did Ed shoot the valentine out of a canon or something that Roy missed it? Did it have an expiry date or something? w. t. f
poem ur choice
I choice to pass dis up.
43 Valentine's Day
*vainly attempts to make some sense of the summary...gives up*
Where is the love?
It got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and is currently sailing away in space next to Haley's Comet
Valentines day, and what is the most perfect valentine to give but one’s love?
So much for flowers and chocolates huh?
It s Valentine s Day! Yay!
*Deadpan* wooot
One-shot about a nervous Renji surprising his Taichou with a gift on Valentine's Day. How will the noble react?
Byakuya: "Bankai."
An Aizen x orihime fic Aizen and Orihime on Valentines day. OOC Enjoy
*double takes so hard she gets whiplash* I BEG YER WUT? THIS we MUST look into.
"do I really haft to wear this"? Orihime asked.
Do I really haft to read this? Oh what am I saying, course I haft to XD
She was wearing a bright red dress that just went pass her knees,with a puffy red bow on her stomach, and heart designs all along the dress. She also had her hair back in a red bow to match the dress. "I know its valentines in all, but really this, what ever happened to roses and chocolates, wait do you even eat"?
Wow now that's....a monster of a dress O____________O Nice fashion sense Aizen....
Ulquiorra let out his hand for her to take it.
*tilts her head to the side and squints* Ulqui's hand is Thing from the Adams Family?
Orihime slowly walked in hoping for some random thing to happen so she wouldn't haft to go in looking like this.
Like what? a bucket of paint to fall on your head? Then again, I agree with the girl. I wouldnt be caught DEAD in THAT dress either.
Sadly nothing happened and the large door closed behind her with a creek echoing around the room.
A creek echoing around the room. With the lovely soft sounds of rustic wildlife accompanying the gentle water sounds of the creek :P
And this time instead of her walking to the table while he sat there, he got out of his chair and let out a loving hand out for her to take. "you look beautiful" he said quietly. She blushed before taking it.
Oh the cheese, its killing me!
He led her to the table that had a beautiful red table cloth with frilly edges,there was red and white flower petals all over the table, 2 lit candles in the middle, and the fire place was lit, wait when was there a fire place in here?
About the same time when Aizen thought he had a good sense of women's fashion and Orihime had a GPS system installed inside her head.
They had an amazing feast together so many different foods.
That sounds more like bad poetry than an opening line to a paragraph.
It stuffed them both up.
Yeah...like Dahl poetry O____O
He looked up at her, her down at him. He spoke words that she will never forget.
"will you be my valentines".
...contrary to popular belief, Orihime is not mentally 6 so yeah. THAT was the STUPIDEST thing I've read IN AGES.
Aihime is my fav couple. I wanted Aizen to have a more nice, loving, romantic, side.
...I stand corrected. THAT ^ was THE PENULTIMATE stupidest thing I've read in ages. AIZEN? NICE? Loving? ROMANTIC? AIZEN?!