enough sporkage to put you in a coma
I've got a little extra time before I fall asleep tonight, so I decided to word-search spork one of my favorites: "coma." Sporking, as always, in bold.
House
Cuddy hears of House's coma and is angry at him.
Wow, way to be upset about something he can't control.
He had a coma and doesnt know what is wrong
Here's a thought - he had a coma.
House doesn't immediatly wake up from his coma.
No, that pretty much defines a coma. If you just wake up... you weren't really in a coma.
Cameron has a high speed car crash coincedently 5km from House's home.
She really planned that one out well.
she is in a tragic accident that leaves her in a coma. Who better to take care of her than her exboss, of course?
Nathan Fillion. Sha-ZAM!
After an accident House falls into a coma and has to find his way back
Where do you think he went? Like... Peru? That weird place in "Up"? Oh, that dog was so CUTE. SQUIRREL!
Wilson was in a coma, and he wakes up. House was singing to him.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!
cuddy falls into an inexplicable coma after a psychic visits the hospital
Oh, Patricia Arquette. We TALKED about this.
Bones
While Brennan is in a coma, she makes a trip through her future and her past
To Peru? To that weird place in "Up"? SQUIRREL!
After Booth wakes up from his coma, Bones gets a big surprise.
Ta-DA! He woke up!
I think our favorite pair need to discuss Booth's coma dream a little more, don't you?
I'm actually okay without it, honestly.
Booth must decide if his feelings for Bones are real or if they're merely a side effect of his coma. But things get complicated when he slips. And who knows? He just may fall.
He should be more careful - he just got out of a coma.
After his brain coma...
As opposed to a leg coma?
NCIS
Kate's in a coma... i can't really say anymore... read it! pweeze
Well, you did say "pweeze."
Gibbs is in a coma, but not as bad. Someone will make him feel better
What does this even MEAN?
Abby mysteriously falls into a coma.
And... COMA!
Someone has kidnapped Kate and put her in a coma.
And... one for you too!
After spending the perfect night together Tony is shot and goes into a coma.
You really need to get a better definition for a perfect night.
Tony and Ziva are caught in an accident, and Ziva is caught in a coma.
The accident and the coma are working together. Those bastards.
...she faints, falling into a coma.
Ten points for the doctor writing fanfic!
And some shorter summary sporks:
Hannah Montana
WARNING: May result in death.
I will steer clear of that fic.
Miley passed out and might fall into a coma
Oh, good suspenseful build-up. I'm almost regretting not reading your story. Almost.
CSI
Sara's in a coma but she's NOT dead.
Um, yeah. That's pretty much the definition of a coma.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Tara ends up in a coma.. Or does she?
If you don't know, I can't see this ending well.
Law and Order: SVU
When Elliot is sent into a coma
You! Elliot! To a coma! NOW!
Olivia goes in to a long coma and wakes up to a surprising surprise.
As opposed to an unsurprising surprise?
Elliot gets shot on a case and ends up in a coma, Olivia goes after his shooter and also ends up in a coma
Yikes. These two just can't win.
House
Cuddy hears of House's coma and is angry at him.
Wow, way to be upset about something he can't control.
He had a coma and doesnt know what is wrong
Here's a thought - he had a coma.
House doesn't immediatly wake up from his coma.
No, that pretty much defines a coma. If you just wake up... you weren't really in a coma.
Cameron has a high speed car crash coincedently 5km from House's home.
She really planned that one out well.
she is in a tragic accident that leaves her in a coma. Who better to take care of her than her exboss, of course?
Nathan Fillion. Sha-ZAM!
After an accident House falls into a coma and has to find his way back
Where do you think he went? Like... Peru? That weird place in "Up"? Oh, that dog was so CUTE. SQUIRREL!
Wilson was in a coma, and he wakes up. House was singing to him.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!
cuddy falls into an inexplicable coma after a psychic visits the hospital
Oh, Patricia Arquette. We TALKED about this.
Bones
While Brennan is in a coma, she makes a trip through her future and her past
To Peru? To that weird place in "Up"? SQUIRREL!
After Booth wakes up from his coma, Bones gets a big surprise.
Ta-DA! He woke up!
I think our favorite pair need to discuss Booth's coma dream a little more, don't you?
I'm actually okay without it, honestly.
Booth must decide if his feelings for Bones are real or if they're merely a side effect of his coma. But things get complicated when he slips. And who knows? He just may fall.
He should be more careful - he just got out of a coma.
After his brain coma...
As opposed to a leg coma?
NCIS
Kate's in a coma... i can't really say anymore... read it! pweeze
Well, you did say "pweeze."
Gibbs is in a coma, but not as bad. Someone will make him feel better
What does this even MEAN?
Abby mysteriously falls into a coma.
And... COMA!
Someone has kidnapped Kate and put her in a coma.
And... one for you too!
After spending the perfect night together Tony is shot and goes into a coma.
You really need to get a better definition for a perfect night.
Tony and Ziva are caught in an accident, and Ziva is caught in a coma.
The accident and the coma are working together. Those bastards.
...she faints, falling into a coma.
Ten points for the doctor writing fanfic!
And some shorter summary sporks:
Hannah Montana
WARNING: May result in death.
I will steer clear of that fic.
Miley passed out and might fall into a coma
Oh, good suspenseful build-up. I'm almost regretting not reading your story. Almost.
CSI
Sara's in a coma but she's NOT dead.
Um, yeah. That's pretty much the definition of a coma.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Tara ends up in a coma.. Or does she?
If you don't know, I can't see this ending well.
Law and Order: SVU
When Elliot is sent into a coma
You! Elliot! To a coma! NOW!
Olivia goes in to a long coma and wakes up to a surprising surprise.
As opposed to an unsurprising surprise?
Elliot gets shot on a case and ends up in a coma, Olivia goes after his shooter and also ends up in a coma
Yikes. These two just can't win.