A spork down memory lane.
It's been a long time since I've sporked anything, but today I was rereading some old LJ posts and remembered my first spork. That fic spawned among my friends a drinking game and group readings. Hardly the worst fanfic I've ever read (Topless Robot's FFFs come to mind), but somehow it never fails to amuse me. I, without reservation, love it.
The thing is, that author had ten fics posted there, and it just seems wrong some of the other absolute gems not get their own due.
The first thing you should know, of course, is to click on the links and look at the backgrounds. Especially the Snape one. Trust me I've never let you down before, have I, baby? I, of course, take no responsibility for any unfortunate consequences (i.e., choking, seizures, aneurysms).
It's long, so I posted it in my own journal. Here's a taste:
Unless Pomfrey can vanquish it… he thought absurdly. Of course Lily won’t want a vanquish. She’s pro-life, after all.
A "vanquish"? That just...it makes it sound like Madam Pomfrey puts on a full suit of armor and Apparates into Lily's uterus to have some sort of crazy-awesome Highlander stand-off or something. Hell, I'd read that.
"Hmm, hasn't eaten any fried bobcats lately...yeah, he's probably pregnant. Makes loads more sense than, say, stomach flu."
The thing is, that author had ten fics posted there, and it just seems wrong some of the other absolute gems not get their own due.
The first thing you should know, of course, is to click on the links and look at the backgrounds. Especially the Snape one. Trust me I've never let you down before, have I, baby? I, of course, take no responsibility for any unfortunate consequences (i.e., choking, seizures, aneurysms).
It's long, so I posted it in my own journal. Here's a taste:
Unless Pomfrey can vanquish it… he thought absurdly. Of course Lily won’t want a vanquish. She’s pro-life, after all.
A "vanquish"? That just...it makes it sound like Madam Pomfrey puts on a full suit of armor and Apparates into Lily's uterus to have some sort of crazy-awesome Highlander stand-off or something. Hell, I'd read that.
"Hmm, hasn't eaten any fried bobcats lately...yeah, he's probably pregnant. Makes loads more sense than, say, stomach flu."