NCIS baby fic
I found this fic on ff.net called Excuse me ma'am you're a mom.
Sporking is in bold.
" Ziva's been off for nine months now I miss her " Tony Wined - Tony drank wine? And nobody finds it suspicious that Ziva has been off work for nine months?
just as they reached the door to the labor ward Tony being Tony opened it and saw a face he recognised.- Yes, Tony would totally open a random door in the maternity ward. He's childish, but not that childish. If it hadn't been Ziva, it would have been a stranger. That's a little weird.
I had just given birth to a little girl Abi when i spotted the labor ward door open and tony stood there i said his name fondly because i didn't want him to know i had been pregnant and then he fainted - What? Why would Ziva say his name fondly because she didn't want him to know she had been pregnant?
Tony looked horrified when he saw what Abby Had gotten him. I couldnt blame him i mean a Mini Bert he doesnt even like Bert that much i think anyway Abby turned and Glared at me
" Why Ziva Why I mean didn't you realise that he loves you And you get pregnant By another man your reasons for staying off nine months is obvious now so there was no chance Anyone would realise you were Pregnant You are Horrible " Abby Hissed " AND probably The Reason That Tony doesn't like Bert Anymore so Bert Hates you to " - What? Why would Ziva make Tony hate Abby's stuffed animal? And the reasons for taking nine months off before weren't obvious?
Ziva Giggling She's a Ninja so i was reaaaly surprised - Tony is surprised. He finds out Ziva has a baby, and he's more surprised by Ziva giggling. I can't even type out that horrible version of really. And Ziva's laughed before!
Sporking is in bold.
" Ziva's been off for nine months now I miss her " Tony Wined - Tony drank wine? And nobody finds it suspicious that Ziva has been off work for nine months?
just as they reached the door to the labor ward Tony being Tony opened it and saw a face he recognised.- Yes, Tony would totally open a random door in the maternity ward. He's childish, but not that childish. If it hadn't been Ziva, it would have been a stranger. That's a little weird.
I had just given birth to a little girl Abi when i spotted the labor ward door open and tony stood there i said his name fondly because i didn't want him to know i had been pregnant and then he fainted - What? Why would Ziva say his name fondly because she didn't want him to know she had been pregnant?
Tony looked horrified when he saw what Abby Had gotten him. I couldnt blame him i mean a Mini Bert he doesnt even like Bert that much i think anyway Abby turned and Glared at me
" Why Ziva Why I mean didn't you realise that he loves you And you get pregnant By another man your reasons for staying off nine months is obvious now so there was no chance Anyone would realise you were Pregnant You are Horrible " Abby Hissed " AND probably The Reason That Tony doesn't like Bert Anymore so Bert Hates you to " - What? Why would Ziva make Tony hate Abby's stuffed animal? And the reasons for taking nine months off before weren't obvious?
Ziva Giggling She's a Ninja so i was reaaaly surprised - Tony is surprised. He finds out Ziva has a baby, and he's more surprised by Ziva giggling. I can't even type out that horrible version of really. And Ziva's laughed before!