don't kill yourself... it's just badfic
Time for the cheeriest, happiest word search ever. "Suicide."
House
Wilson tries to kill himself, over and over again.
You think after a couple of tries he'd eventually get it right.
Everywhere he went suicide found him.
Suicide is so friggin' good at hide-and-seek.
House confronts a suicide after losing a bet with Wilson.
What kind of bet was this?
Wilson side of a Hose suicide attempt.
That hose was determined not to see another summer.
Alternative to Suicide with a love interest!
Depending on what kind of love it is... love isn't always the best alternative to suicide.
What would House do, if Thirteen commited a suicide?
Just the one? Probably nothing. If more than one... cry.
Wilson didn't commit suicide, he murdered Amber, and her death murdered him.
Like... an angry ghost sort of thing? Kinky.
What if House committed suicide? How would it have been like? What would he used in order to do such a thing? No slash.
Because slash was the thing I was really worried about.
He's always singing the same old songs, and people have tuned them out.
Hearing the same old songs is a damn good reason for suicide.
CSI
Sara dies. Homicide or suicide?
Since the title of this story is "Surprise me"... I won't even dignify this with an answer.
Five years after she gets married, Sara is snapping.
In a jaunty way? To the beat of a jazz song?
The feeling of finding someone’s suicide note is always awkward
Hell, yeah. Put that in a romantic comedy.
Song fic, double character death via suicide. Not for anyone who hates drama and death.
Thank you for the warning. Next!
A boy commits suicide... or was he killed?
It could be both. He could have killed himself. So he was killed... by himself.
How young was Sara when she first thought about suicide?
Six and a half. Next!
“Suicide Prevention Line, Nick Stokes speaking.”
You know who I want to hear on the other end of the Suicide Prevention Line? Starts with "N," ends with "-athan Fillion." Yeah.
if you'd like to hear the last words of a suicidal Labrat
There's nothing I'd like more, honestly. Right after gum surgery.
NCIS
Abby tries to commit suicide because she thinks Gibbs doesn't notice her anymore.
I don't meant to be terrible, especially since Abby is my favorite character, but there's NO WAY you don't notice her. She's tall. She's a Goth. She... sticks out, for lack of a better metaphor.
Depression can lead to suicide.
And suicide can lead to depression. Of others around you. Which can lead to their suicides. Which can... you know what, never mind.
This story contains angst,tragedy and minor attempts of suicide
What, pray tell, is a major attempt of suicide?
AU. teen!NCIS, sex, slash, masturbation, erotic dreams/fantasies, teacher/student romantic relationship, violence, child abuse, homelessness, suicide, & death by abortion.
Holy shit. You've thought of everything.
When a Mossad trainee is killed in a suicide bombing at a Naval banquet
You could say that banquet... got off with a bang. YEEAAAH!
Ok case is some sailor committed suicide or did he?
Just make up your mind already...
And some random one-shot summaries from various shows that were too damn good to leave out:
iCarly
She's Been Depressed Since That Day 3 Years Ago, He Went To A Place And Was Not Expecting Her To Join Him Any Time Soon, But She Does, Way Too Soon.
Maybe I Would Care If You Would Stop Capitalizing All the Words in Your Summary. Or Is That Too Much To Ask?
Hannah Montana
Lilly Truscott was found dead after committing suicide
Damn good reason to be found dead.
Law and Order: SVU
A girl from my high school committed suicide a week ago and this is my attempt to deal with it.
Forgive me for being callous and awful, but if your way of dealing with it is to write "Law and Order: SVU" fanfic... you might need help.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Sarah suffers emotionally in the aftermath of Cameron's suicide.
Forgive me for giving away crucial plot points, but... Cameron is a robot. And lady-on-robot slash is just wrong.
House
Wilson tries to kill himself, over and over again.
You think after a couple of tries he'd eventually get it right.
Everywhere he went suicide found him.
Suicide is so friggin' good at hide-and-seek.
House confronts a suicide after losing a bet with Wilson.
What kind of bet was this?
Wilson side of a Hose suicide attempt.
That hose was determined not to see another summer.
Alternative to Suicide with a love interest!
Depending on what kind of love it is... love isn't always the best alternative to suicide.
What would House do, if Thirteen commited a suicide?
Just the one? Probably nothing. If more than one... cry.
Wilson didn't commit suicide, he murdered Amber, and her death murdered him.
Like... an angry ghost sort of thing? Kinky.
What if House committed suicide? How would it have been like? What would he used in order to do such a thing? No slash.
Because slash was the thing I was really worried about.
He's always singing the same old songs, and people have tuned them out.
Hearing the same old songs is a damn good reason for suicide.
CSI
Sara dies. Homicide or suicide?
Since the title of this story is "Surprise me"... I won't even dignify this with an answer.
Five years after she gets married, Sara is snapping.
In a jaunty way? To the beat of a jazz song?
The feeling of finding someone’s suicide note is always awkward
Hell, yeah. Put that in a romantic comedy.
Song fic, double character death via suicide. Not for anyone who hates drama and death.
Thank you for the warning. Next!
A boy commits suicide... or was he killed?
It could be both. He could have killed himself. So he was killed... by himself.
How young was Sara when she first thought about suicide?
Six and a half. Next!
“Suicide Prevention Line, Nick Stokes speaking.”
You know who I want to hear on the other end of the Suicide Prevention Line? Starts with "N," ends with "-athan Fillion." Yeah.
if you'd like to hear the last words of a suicidal Labrat
There's nothing I'd like more, honestly. Right after gum surgery.
NCIS
Abby tries to commit suicide because she thinks Gibbs doesn't notice her anymore.
I don't meant to be terrible, especially since Abby is my favorite character, but there's NO WAY you don't notice her. She's tall. She's a Goth. She... sticks out, for lack of a better metaphor.
Depression can lead to suicide.
And suicide can lead to depression. Of others around you. Which can lead to their suicides. Which can... you know what, never mind.
This story contains angst,tragedy and minor attempts of suicide
What, pray tell, is a major attempt of suicide?
AU. teen!NCIS, sex, slash, masturbation, erotic dreams/fantasies, teacher/student romantic relationship, violence, child abuse, homelessness, suicide, & death by abortion.
Holy shit. You've thought of everything.
When a Mossad trainee is killed in a suicide bombing at a Naval banquet
You could say that banquet... got off with a bang. YEEAAAH!
Ok case is some sailor committed suicide or did he?
Just make up your mind already...
And some random one-shot summaries from various shows that were too damn good to leave out:
iCarly
She's Been Depressed Since That Day 3 Years Ago, He Went To A Place And Was Not Expecting Her To Join Him Any Time Soon, But She Does, Way Too Soon.
Maybe I Would Care If You Would Stop Capitalizing All the Words in Your Summary. Or Is That Too Much To Ask?
Hannah Montana
Lilly Truscott was found dead after committing suicide
Damn good reason to be found dead.
Law and Order: SVU
A girl from my high school committed suicide a week ago and this is my attempt to deal with it.
Forgive me for being callous and awful, but if your way of dealing with it is to write "Law and Order: SVU" fanfic... you might need help.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Sarah suffers emotionally in the aftermath of Cameron's suicide.
Forgive me for giving away crucial plot points, but... Cameron is a robot. And lady-on-robot slash is just wrong.