[ public phone call ]
Everyone, I am sorry to bother you so suddenly! I, um... I don't need to say this!

I am an alcoholic! No wait, I mean! m-mi, I only drink a bit and I am very good at not becoming too drunk! But I am also a few hundred years old mentally, so do not be alarmed! Because back home I am stuck in a cycle of being killed over and over ( Read more... )