Tourists make me laugh.

Sometimes people come into the hotel so enthused with the joie de vivre that comes from being in another country that it takes every screed of control you have not to wrestle them to the floor and mug them just to inject some much needed cynicism into their veins.

These people arrive at the hotel full of the joys of spring. ( Read more... )

Customers come in two categories ( Read more... )

Fa la la etc ( Read more... )