Whoa, it's been a while ( Read more... )

I thought this was pretty amusing...

" I just realized that while children are dogs, loyal and affectionate, teenagers are cats.

It's so easy to be the owner of a dog. You feed it, train it, boss it around and it puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It follows you around, chews the dust covers off the ( Read more... )