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For those keeping score:
AIM/AIM Express 1,297,168,100,256,338,945,212,546; Suzanne 1
WTF, AIM?! First you won't let me log on. Then you won't let me uninstall your ass, preferring to loaf on my hard drive like the software equivalent of Kevin Federline. I finally wipe you out of my life and re-download the "upgrade" (which should be called "trifling piece of shit"). And now when I try to log on, you fucking freeze me out like I'm a C-List reality "star" trying to get into Koi. Dude, WTF?! Microsoft is supposed to be the enemy, not you, you asexual stick figure!
Fuck this, I give up. Good thing I bought QaF season 1 and the Avenue Q soundtrack today. Oh, and Guinness. Because I've been drinking away the AIM Anger and watching boys kiss and listening to puppets swear all evening, since I cannot fucking log into AIM. Bastard little fucker. (Don't even gas up the Trillian Love Tram. That shithead freezes every time I try to launch it.)
Haven't listened to all of Avenue Q yet, but based on song titles, I'll probably love these tracks:
"What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?"
"The Internet is for Porn"
"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today"
"My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada"
"There is a Life Outside Your Apartment"
It's like the puppets can read my mind.
I almost forgot about my misadventure with beer. I executed my second-worst idea involving Guinness. (My worst: making a root beer float. With Guinness Stout. Calling it "nasty" would be too polite.) My beer wasn't cold enough, so I stuck a couple bottles in the freezer. Pretty good idea, until I remembered that Guinness has a "rocket widget" inside (to make it more Guinness-y). Because when I popped the cap, it was so frozen that the widget couldn't move. Thank god I had 10 more bottles :)
Dude, Sug Knight was shot. Again. I think it's time he bought a Kevlar body suit.
OMG, Brian is pouring water all over his naked body. Must return attention to television.
AIM/AIM Express 1,297,168,100,256,338,945,212,546; Suzanne 1
WTF, AIM?! First you won't let me log on. Then you won't let me uninstall your ass, preferring to loaf on my hard drive like the software equivalent of Kevin Federline. I finally wipe you out of my life and re-download the "upgrade" (which should be called "trifling piece of shit"). And now when I try to log on, you fucking freeze me out like I'm a C-List reality "star" trying to get into Koi. Dude, WTF?! Microsoft is supposed to be the enemy, not you, you asexual stick figure!
Fuck this, I give up. Good thing I bought QaF season 1 and the Avenue Q soundtrack today. Oh, and Guinness. Because I've been drinking away the AIM Anger and watching boys kiss and listening to puppets swear all evening, since I cannot fucking log into AIM. Bastard little fucker. (Don't even gas up the Trillian Love Tram. That shithead freezes every time I try to launch it.)
Haven't listened to all of Avenue Q yet, but based on song titles, I'll probably love these tracks:
"What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?"
"The Internet is for Porn"
"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today"
"My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada"
"There is a Life Outside Your Apartment"
It's like the puppets can read my mind.
I almost forgot about my misadventure with beer. I executed my second-worst idea involving Guinness. (My worst: making a root beer float. With Guinness Stout. Calling it "nasty" would be too polite.) My beer wasn't cold enough, so I stuck a couple bottles in the freezer. Pretty good idea, until I remembered that Guinness has a "rocket widget" inside (to make it more Guinness-y). Because when I popped the cap, it was so frozen that the widget couldn't move. Thank god I had 10 more bottles :)
Dude, Sug Knight was shot. Again. I think it's time he bought a Kevlar body suit.
OMG, Brian is pouring water all over his naked body. Must return attention to television.