Mar 02, 2005 03:33
Everybody else is doing it, so why I can't I do it in as zlxjdpwem3kg! a way as possible?
Ten Things I've Done That You (Probably) Haven't
1. consumed over a thousand jars worth of Chi-Chi's brand original salsa
3. done one of these "ten things" things and left out number two arbitrarily
4. originated the role of Vomiting Boy in a play
5. written an extremely short play using 6. and 7. as characters' names
6. People have been telling me, sir, that I am afraid of you.
7. Aw, shucks, I'm nothin' to be 'fraid of. That's just grade school jokin's. Now run along and no more of yer nonsense, little 'un.
8. Time Warped in Philadelphia, New York, Wichita, Washington, D.C... and Poolesville, MD
9. had a dream in which a volcano was making snow boil and my next-door neighbor said, "Oh, I hadn't noticed that."
10. turned age 18, fifteen hours later, watched 9/11 happen on TV, then after school was canceled driven a blue Kia Spectra to a house where a green Dodge Durango was parked or vice versa, and been greeted at home by a golden retriever that sheds profusely and a mother with no middle name