Feb 24, 2005 00:45
Hell on wheels of time A green lemon is not a lime It's hard to play drums with broken rhythm and harder to play with a broken back Cardiac assault is not the same is not the same as a heart attack In England skip to my lou sounds like prance to my toilet When in panic a guitarist should know not to fret White-out is white-over, blackout is black in Love handles will be at your side through thick but not thin Actors lie for their living liars act like they're dying Being a judge in criminal court is trying Having a short temper is all the rage All the thyme in the world will not make you sage "Jaws" scared people from the beach and into the movie A leg reflexing liberally is a jerk knee Without bones you wouldnt be alive to wonder about bones People in glass houses shouldn't get stoned And now stream-of-consciousness in rhyme I wonder if delusions of grand larceny is a crime For many stovetop bacteria it's home on the range Pick either Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Lange The problem with thinking is it steals your concentration If nations were united we'd need no United Nations By grade school logic a musician afraid of the critic's reprimand Should want to be in a rubber band What would happen if I put my theatre program in the computer Would it do the play? Forget rhyming. It's tiring. And you can't really think. You can't write in rhyme without ... uh... raising a stink. In your readers. Their heads. Not their noses. You get it. I bet it would be nice to bet and win. It would be much funnier if what we called the end of the fish was not the tail (tale) but the Fin. At least for the French. French fries were invented by an American. Apple pie is good to eat. When it's well-made. Melodrama is anything but mellow. Canteloupe. Shotgun. Wondering what's going on? It's 1:46. That's 11. Spinal Tap. Tap on the shoulder. Put an ice cube down my shirt you get my cold shoulder. Boulder. Colorado. Kerouac. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Function is the key. Automatic writing automatic writing automatic writing go! go! go! boredom is exactly exciting eggs knight make my self easy lie to make the evil one star make book tie big star is noit note note note c CD ake ache ache and pains ake is not right left over easy I am not auitomatic writing because football neka goodlg google eagle ci computer did this ei wierd if back REDRUM! just kidding. Anyway pie my lie sky to do devil more Heather eager stymied is not group room 116 420 deal me cards pick ton tonne highway truck so make love yet tianemnen tore. Moogle. Kupo kupo kupo. Torvald is on TV becaue Nora likes the cage in my head nextto the light by the eyes are under lids pots and potheads and pans banging on the fkoor with spoons or spooning geezus i hope youre not reeds clarinets. There is not any meaning because at the endof this netry is nothing misspelled eveyerhintg Brennan stop reading this you too Bob the evil onkey wunderkid of Christmas Eve in the future next to the plants by the couhc die to live under the directio nof the doorway sense. Fqdwgads. In the future this will be interpreted as sign of my insanity which means nothing cause no one will know who I am.
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